Et Tu Haiku III

Now, this is Haiku.
Unlike he who says drivel.
You are a poet.

 

My Little Wah-Sans!
You've learned the Haiku arts well!
THE Haiku Master.

 

Here's a real ass-kick!!
The poor Throne-Boy got throttled!
Kudos to Master.

 

This man is the best.
Lowlife drivel cant compete.
Dude, why do you try

 

Monday is fun day
Wake and bake, then play X box.
Fake all of my calls.

 

HA! Ten NSM's?
That there's some good poetry!
Hope it helps the fool.

 

F U M Fer.
I double dip and own you.
She said "walk this way."

 

You just own your butt.
That is where you double dip.
And the gang all laughed.

 

obsessed with the butt.
you smuggle the salami.
you love prison lube.

 

In Fantasy Land!!
But you're here on Planet Earth.
Your words describe you!

 

Managers get whacked.
Quit hiring dumb CC reps!
And watch your sales grow!

 

Hot, sunny N C
C C clown has G E D
Long weekend is here

 

Tourist numbers fall!
N C dweeb gives state bad name.
Who'd risk meeting dweeb?

 

This G E D boy
now uses "dweeb" and not "dolt"
He failed in vocab

 

Memorial Day
G E D boy - no courage.
Celebrate our vets.

 

You very dumb Dolt.
Most people see your failures.
And call you, like this.

 

B B Q with friends
The dummy says dolt and dweeb
Such the dumb ass hump.

 

Still stuck on one guy
Even though I buy him clue
Here's CC's finest!

 

Those who left; at peace.
Those here deal with the torture.
Peace; been gone a year.

 

June first is so near;
R S Ms are the most queer.
fuck fred wilkinson