Hey Lupron Reps - Are you out there?

















I heard they are getting ready to change things up with that entire group. Lupron sales have been on the decline, Medicare changes in the works. The party is over you Lupron Lazies!
 




Lupron dollars are definitely on the decline - and so too will be the Lupron sales force in very short order. No one is exempt from Abbott's plan to increase net profits by cutting costs.
 












Hey Morons,

They are increasing head count by 18% in the Lupron division. One of the only areas where the co is gatting massive ROI. We're sick of carrying your asses and are all for laying more of you chumps off.

Sincerely,

Your friendly Lupron Rep's
 
































Hey Bozo... It's the Lupron Franchise, not "division". NPD is a division, PPD is a division, ADD is a division. Get it, learn it, know it...

Hey Morons,

They are increasing head count by 18% in the Lupron division. One of the only areas where the co is gatting massive ROI. We're sick of carrying your asses and are all for laying more of you chumps off.

Sincerely,

Your friendly Lupron Rep's
 








We (Lupron Reps) are out here but we are all hiding ... we can't let everyone know what a sweet, zero stress this job is... hey, and they are paying big big bonuses!! Love It... hey, keep pushin that Simcor ... hows that working for ya? Flushin...no problem, right? r u gettin big bonuses like me?? Hope So!! I'm lovin Abbott!! SWEET DEAL!! LUPRON ROCKS
 




You are sooooo right!!! Selling in dyslipidemia market actually requires some selling skills. We all know the history of Lupron and the fines your "team" cost Abbott & TAP. What would happen if you really had to sell it? You would be up sheet crit without a paddle... As it is, you're just a no selling waste of space.