I was just contacted by a Stack of Pancakes!

Discussion in 'Abbott' started by Anonymous, Feb 16, 2013 at 6:24 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Please tell me it's melted butter....
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    well it aint oatmeal...
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    anyone got a sausage?
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What kind of sausage are you looking for? One for your FleshLight, I presume :)
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Got to love the Fleshlight! Discreet, easy to use and clean, very nice.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    IHOP
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I wonder how many of you guys know what the Flreshlight is? It sure is not from IHOP
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Not so discreet if you are sharing a room at a meeting with some guy named "Richard".
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    i hear you know a pancake but arent talking
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Your pancakes are dead to me!
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Beware of Greeks bearing pancakes!!!!
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    why did the pancake cross the road? to see his flat mate
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Flat as a pancake,
    Smooth and opaque,
    It can show your reflection
    But it's difficult to break.

    What is it?
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What's all this about pancakes?
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    All about the FleshLight
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You can't polish a turd, but you can laminate a pancake. So that evens out.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Always have a mind as sharp as a dagger and a pancake as sticky as the sheets in a Bangkok brothel.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why buy the pancake when you can pour syrup on yourself for free?
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I just had a three way with mrs. Butter worth and Aunt Jemima , hot ,sweet ,and sticky !
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The pancake, the plate, and the prophet are as one. For this, we can thank crazy glue.