THE ALL DAY LIE!

Well, it’s time to start this famous AZ thread on our BMS Cafepharma thread. This was started years ago on the Cafepharma ASTRAZENECA thread. The ALL DAY LIE is the ultimate expression of what it’s like being a pharma salesperson! WE ALL LIE ABOUT OUR DAY! We need to embrace the philosophy of the ALL DAY LIE, and that’s lying about what we do each day, each week and each month!

I have personally lied about so many calls that I have grown to accept my ways and enjoy it! COME MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND JOIN ME AND THOUSANDS OF OTHERS IN CELEBRATING THE ALL DAY LIE!

 

BMS Oncology for sure! No work. Fake calls. Big money

 

Is this anything like 'stop the steal'?

 

Oh how useful and intelligent drug reps are. I’m sure your family is super proud.

 

I literally work maybe 2 hours a day. One day everyother week I put in a 6 hour day to visit the far part of my territory. I so love this job and company.

 

What a great thread! Everybody in this entire damn industry practices the ALL DAY LIE! What’s really funny is management knows it and they know they can’t stop it, so they act like it doesn’t exist! Everybody goes along with it ! How great is that!!!!!!

 

Management did it as reps and they do it now.

 

Yep and everyone knows it

 

The biggest joke in every community

 

The sales managers are the biggest joke in the industry. Marty, you listening?

 

The reps are a joke too. Everyone knows it

 

Why are sales reps still employed? Why is the general public paying this inflated drug prices and these morons are sitting in their houses collecting a fat salary? Why do they have a company car when they don’t leave the house? The all day lie and the fleecing of Americans

 

That's right! And we are darn proud of it at BMS!

No one fleeces America like Giovanni and the heads of the 5 families.

 

Old AZ rep here...
Leaning in.. the call isn’t fake, if you believe it happened... go my children.. fly

 

logged in 1 real call this morning then faked the rest. Just started Ozark, wow, amazing. Wish i started watching this sooner

 

Dude, you have got to check out Yellowstone.

F work!

 

Everyone from reps to VPs of sales want the gravy train to go on forever. That's why the senior leadership still advocates a sales model that was 60% effective in 1998!

Do you think anyone in house wants to lose their six figure job. The facade will go on forever!

 

Change is coming. Just like I’m going to cum in your dumb rep face at Club Celgene. Leave your uptightness at the door and have a drink. Ill be gentle.

 

I smell jealousy!

 

Jealous of what? A bunch of losers who order food for a living that is only secure until the next layoff? See how that marketing degree carries you till retirement