Be like the stressed out split tails in this company and take your mental health leave annually because you are overwhelmed with life, your children stress you out the alcohol is not cutting it anymore, you don’t know if you are married to a guy or a panty waist anymore because you don’t even know what a woman is or your a lonely ass woman that has three counselors because no one will ever love you because you are bat shit crazy! And take medical or mental health leave annually to try and justify your existence.