Of course most of the positions are filled, they're hiring people with 2 years experience for base of $145k+. What entry level sales professional wouldn't take that? Meanwhile seasoned reps have to sit back and take their 3% yearly increases
Oh wonderful AP, so mighty and tall,
At three feet exactly—he towers over all,
With his squeaky high voice that’s music to ears,
Like nails on a chalkboard, it brings us to tears!
AP’s got such *brilliant* ideas each day,
Like painting the Yellow Brick Road… bright gray,
He thinks he’s so clever, this pint-sized “genius,”
When really he’s just incredibly tedious.
“I’ll help save the day!” little AP declares,
While tripping face-first down the Munchkin stairs,
Oh yes, what a hero, this stumbling disaster,
We’re *so* glad he’s here as our fearless “master.”
AP loves to give tours of our magical land,
Getting lost every time—oh, isn’t that grand?
He’ll point the wrong way with such confidence bright,
While being completely and utterly… right? (NOT!)
So here’s to dear AP, our “pride” and our “joy,”
The world’s most “helpful” Munchkin boy,
We’re *thrilled* that he’s here, what a *wonderful* treat,
To watch him get tangled in his own two feet!
*Chef’s kiss* to AP—our “champion” so small,
The “greatest” Munchkin of them all!
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