You are here to WORK!

Put that coffee down!! Coffees for closers only. Do you think I'm f-ing with you? I am not f-ing with you. I'm here from Patterson Corporate. And I'm here on a mission of mercy.

If you dont like it then leave, there's the door

We got at least 10 guys waiting to take your spot.

'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting today. Starting with today's calls. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this quaters sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Golf Trip. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Patterson paid good money. Get their agreement to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shyt, you ARE shyt! Hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!

What's my name? F- YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Volt to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar Tesla. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me,you fking maggots?

: A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's F or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?

I made $200,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shyt. Good father? F you --go home and play with your kids!! You wanna work here? Close!! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cok-sucker? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get at a docs office?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there today with the materials you got, and make $10,000 today. Today! In eight hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of bitches! Get mad!! You know what it takes to sell dental equipment & supplies? It takes brass balls.

Go and do likewise, gents. The money is out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those calls today and close, close, it's yours. If not, you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. "Oh yeah, I used to be a dental rep, it's a tough racket."

We got new new leads. These are the Cerec leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, why am I here? I came here because Anderson & Misiak asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fking ass because a loser is a loser.

 

The Chicago branch is getting a lot returns because one of the CEREC reps is pressured to sell with out training the doctors, which means a much quicker sell. The numbers look good for the quarter, but not the following quarter because the docs are pissed they aren't trained.

 

You are an asshole. I could close your ass and you'd feel like you'd just made sweet love. You close someone and they feel fucked and like they had to pay for it. You give sales a bad name. Yes, this is a sales organization. Yes, sales are IT!!! No, you don't have to be an asshole.

 

Dude here is a total a$$ hat

 

This person has been watching too much tv in his one bedroom efficiency apartment. Put away the x box, shut off the tv, and go out to the local Applebee's and meet someone. Christ what a douche

 

Brilliant