I sat by a lake today...

I'm in tears reading all of this.

and I thought I was crazy, I've driven up to countless offices then just didnt go in for some strange reason. like one of the posters said, I just imagined how the call went and left. oh man, this is too much.

 

I sat in my Tauras & sang Ding Dong the Witch is dead for hours because my manager got displaced. I am thrilled never felt such joy.......................

 

I did hear that jerking off into you hands and rubbing it all over your face was good for the skin. But you already know that.

 

Nice one Matt H. YOUR next!

 

Just make sure you jerk off in the parking lot of a 1-5 cardiologist or you won't get credit for it.

 

McDonald's, Wendy's, your favorite doc's shitter, inside a Crestor box.....

 

[/ QUOTE ]BMS doesn't want you, either! Our managers are counting sample drops and signatures and checking them with time stamps on comp. and time stamps on receipts. We work, or we get fired.

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thanks for ruining the beginning of another shitting thread

 

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Sat by the lake again folks, imagined I was fishing too. Just keep ordering them promo items ladies and gentlemen.

 

This post reminds me of the old days at Stuart, is anyone still around?

 

I sat by a lake today, because I didn't have a thing to say;
In my lap sat my NEC, open, but ignored;
I listened to the radio, hummed along to a tune I know;
Stayed there for a very long time, until the clock said "3 o'clock;
"Core hours." I said to myself, then cleaned up the mess, put on my dress, and went home to finally explain to my wife why I feel more comfortable dressing as a woman.

 

Nice.

 

I still love this post... just bumping it to the top b/c I thought we could all use a good laugh.