I sat by a lake today...

I have been staring at my hands for days and cannot for the life of me figure out what they meam by opposable thumb and why that separates us from other primates. Back to my core visual aid and ponderings of a career now saddled with a sadness that know no end. My car awaits this empty shell.

 

May the peace of whatever being you pray to protect and coddle you with warmth and praise my brother.

 

Wow! I too spend most of my days staring at the back of my hands. The saying "I know it like the back of my hand" got me thinking. I really don't know the back of my hand so I have set out to really get to know it. I want to know what it looks like,how it reacts to stimuli and how it works. I think it can function on its own level of consciousness and may hold the path to true enlightenment. I even study the back of my hand when I detail the doctors on every key bullet point of my products. They seem to really enjoy this as they look at me with wonder in their eyes and at times give a slight smile. I think they appreciate my striving to better myself and in turn better the world as we know it. I have joined a gym and bought some rope and chains as well as a knot tying book for my next task is to come to full enlightenment on the phrase "I am fit to be tied".

 

Newbie, listen up. Play book! Play book? Obviously you slept through morning one of training. Did you miss the restrictions on OxyContin Airlines, only 2, that's 2 "checked bags", not six. Especially before breakfast. So what you missed came right after Tiffany, LaQuantiqua, and Braydon played 2 truths with the class. That was when Tiffany giggled and said, I'll go first. "Well, I love s & m, oops, giggle, giggle, I meant m & m's, I only wear a thong, and I always took my Bichon, Muffy, with me on calls bc Doctors love puppies.". OK, right after that even the Simple Minded Trio would have told you, don't, under any circumstances write anything down. Certainly, don't type anything on your computer that you don't want the spies to find! So a word to you, "newbie", lighten up on the oxy, oh and post your email address, I'll send my manual straight over to you.

 

They are long since too cheap to hire someone to do what a DM from a nearby district can do for them. Plus they can work from their car all day. Kind of like us.

 

I checked out Walmart and then Pizza Hut.

 

I checked out Walmart and then Pizza Hut. Today we are going to the race track and then Burger King.

 

I apologize, but today I stayed at home and masturbated to porn on xhamster.

I will hit the field tomorrow!

 

xhamster? Man, there is a lot better free porn around than that.

 

Just wanted to post on the greatest thread ever to ensure that it stays on page 1!!!

 

Such as?

 

The lake is really peaceful in November. A bit nippy but my pumpkin Latte I picked up on the company dime is real tasty.

 

I'm the OP. I don't know if I should feel proud or shame for this thread lasting this long.

What do you think?

 

This one is the winner.

 

You are clearly not the op. The op is proud of this legendary thread and the service and the validation it provides to all who read and contribute. Legions of lake sitters thank you sir!

 

Ttt

 

OP HERE. Damn am I glad that I got out of AZ when I did. I'm feeling pretty safe compared to you guys. I'm sorry though, seriously. It sucks. No lakes in sight.

 

The OP is clearly a fucking asshole! I hope your parking brake fails and you roll into the lake

 

I am a longtime fan of this thread. I got "laid off" by a shitty company with a shitty drug where they totally fucked up the launch.

I am out of pharma for now, and hopefully forever.

I will never forget laughing hysterically at this thread over and over.

I have reached Zen.

 

Man you have the plan. I always do the same. That is the secret. ENTER buidlings. Verify who is on site. Post hoc ergo propter hoc is some of the best advice you will ever get. I was there. Doc was there. A call materializes from the mist and then it is gone as am I.