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<p>[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 5108189"]This is indeed true! I got an e-mail today for re-order as my Taurus that comes fully loaded with Ford-pattern balding is approaching the 75k mile mark.</p><p><br /></p><p>Not only is it a white prius with the GSK logo, but it also includes a Deirdre Connelly blow-up doll that sits next to you as you drive and will accompany you on sales calls. There is no radio, just a locked media player that loops messages from Andrew Witty where he will tell you the importance of being transparent, respectful, full of the utmost integrity, and patient-focused.</p><p><br /></p><p>It also has an interactive software package that will now let you take your patient first simulation from your car. If you try to use any study materials during your simulation, the airbags will deploy. </p><p><br /></p><p>And it gets better: the car is fully automated and will drive you from sales call to sales call. If you are not in the car by 8 am to start your day, the alarm will blare and will commando call your cell phone. It won't turn off until you are fully dressed and raring to go. The only way to disarm the system is to recite the GSK mission statement.</p><p><br /></p><p>(OP If you're going to try and be funny with a post, put some damn work and imagination into it.)[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 5108189"]This is indeed true! I got an e-mail today for re-order as my Taurus that comes fully loaded with Ford-pattern balding is approaching the 75k mile mark. Not only is it a white prius with the GSK logo, but it also includes a Deirdre Connelly blow-up doll that sits next to you as you drive and will accompany you on sales calls. There is no radio, just a locked media player that loops messages from Andrew Witty where he will tell you the importance of being transparent, respectful, full of the utmost integrity, and patient-focused. It also has an interactive software package that will now let you take your patient first simulation from your car. If you try to use any study materials during your simulation, the airbags will deploy. And it gets better: the car is fully automated and will drive you from sales call to sales call. If you are not in the car by 8 am to start your day, the alarm will blare and will commando call your cell phone. It won't turn off until you are fully dressed and raring to go. The only way to disarm the system is to recite the GSK mission statement. (OP If you're going to try and be funny with a post, put some damn work and imagination into it.)[/QUOTE]
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