What’s your personal record for number of shits while in office in a single working day? Has to be without cheating. People with IBS, auto immune diseases are considered cheating and should not list their personal record without an asterisk.
I’m usually good laying some massive lumber in offices after I feed the offices cows big greasy lunches. I particularly find personal satisfaction in the offices with the PITA docs. I lay the big nasty in a very messy way in their shit hole and discretely leave without flushing.
I take a “Big Guy” daily, just like that old man did on all of us in this industry in his talk (or notecard reading) the other night. I guess he and his kin have made their tens of millions off of us already
Anyone ever lay silent but deadly farts in your lunches and pass it off on the fat office chick slamming back the free food?
