How would you describe the culture at Alcon?














Totally bored and barely leave the house. My manager is horrible and I’m a giant fraud. Any ideas on how to get motivated?

Sleepless in Seattle

Try fentanyl followed up with a dose of narcan, then get vaccinated for covid. People are being poisoned, like that one woman said, not because they use drugs.
 


Try fentanyl followed up with a dose of narcan, then get vaccinated for covid. People are being poisoned, like that one woman said, not because they use drugs.

The next question should be, why are they using drugs? Because their employer is a piece-of-shit, they watch the local news, they think they have 20 different diseases from listening to the t.v. commercials, they're lost, etc. I'd like to turn on the local news and hear about mass shooting sprees where news anchors are being mass murdered. If your business is promoting violence and death, then maybe you deserve the same fate. Live by the sword die by the sword. Call me a pathological psychopath if it brings you joy, but make sure you look in the mirror first.
 


The next question should be, why are they using drugs? Because their employer is a piece-of-shit, they watch the local news, they think they have 20 different diseases from listening to the t.v. commercials, they're lost, etc. I'd like to turn on the local news and hear about mass shooting sprees where news anchors are being mass murdered. If your business is promoting violence and death, then maybe you deserve the same fate. Live by the sword die by the sword. Call me a pathological psychopath if it brings you joy, but make sure you look in the mirror first.

BREAKING NEWS ALERT: CHANEL 7, CHANEL 4, CHANEL 8, CHANEL 20, CHANEL 39, AND CHANEL 23 EVENING NEWS TEAMS SHOT TO DEATH. stay tuned on chanel 69 for more information...

The next day...

BReaking news alert: chanel 69 team members perish in mass shooting. Stay tuned to channel 1045 for more information.

The next day...

News teams airing the mass shootings of the previous nights deaths die until the reporting of that shit stops.
 




















Imagine you work for a dumpster fire of a company in an industry. Company makes no money. DEI is how they hire and promote, and these are the dumbest MFs around. r*****s on a grand scale We all know it. Your momma knows it. Everyone can’t stand the useless leadership. The HR fake rack lady is evil and banging the Xeon. They cheat and steal from their employees and customers every chance they get. The place smells like an outhouse on a hot Texas day next to a chili restaurant. Let’s hope cancer takes some of them out. It could be worse. Get back to work…
 


Imagine you work for a dumpster fire of a company in an industry. Company makes no money. DEI is how they hire and promote, and these are the dumbest MFs around. r*****s on a grand scale We all know it. Your momma knows it. Everyone can’t stand the useless leadership. The HR fake rack lady is evil and banging the Xeon. They cheat and steal from their employees and customers every chance they get. The place smells like an outhouse on a hot Texas day next to a chili restaurant. Let’s hope cancer takes some of them out. It could be worse. Get back to work…
IBM and MLB. I want to prove DEI creates discrimination. Therefore, you need a company like this with dei hires. Google will suck anyone off to keep their agenda intact just like most physicians will bow down to a criminal administration in order to keep their funding for bullshit.
 



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