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WE HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM DIVISION NOW???? Did I miss a memo? When did we get in the space race? Not a good idea as i see it. Elan Musk and Space X will eat our lunch. Was this another JR initiative that we just kept working on after he left? Kind of like the KAMs, FRMs and Hospital Team. This sounds like it was a JR move. If Veela were still here he never would have let this happen!
 


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WE HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM DIVISION NOW???? Did I miss a memo? When did we get in the space race? Not a good idea as i see it. Elan Musk and Space X will eat our lunch. Was this another JR initiative that we just kept working on after he left? Kind of like the KAMs, FRMs and Hospital Team. This sounds like it was a JR move. If Veela were still here he never would have let this happen!
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You are dead on. The Alkermes Apollo Program was brought about by JR before he quit. Unfortunately, it was an ALKS deep state black op's program so it continued on in the under belly of the organization long after his departure. Real cloak and dagger space technology stuff. The only people outside of the clandestine program to have any touchpoint with Apollo was sales analysis. They used Apollo methodology to set 3rd and 4th quarter vivitrol bonus compensation program. Funding was approved by ALKS board of directors with limited visibility or information. Their cover has now been blown but it is too late to terminate the program. In fact, they are continuing to build out the team. All I've heard is they have gotten approval to hire 71 KAMs and 109 MSLs. The Apollo KAMs will be tasked with looking busy while actually doing nothing to further the Apollo Program. Guess they heavily recruited recent college and masters degree graduates with creative writing, literature and show biz degrees. All candidates that made it to panel interviews had do absolutely nothing for 2 solid weeks and then had to do a presentation on how much they accomplished during the two weeks they were doing absolutely nothing. I have heard the Apollo KAM team are now all in place and KAM managers are patting themselves on the back describing the talent they hired an "embarrassment of riches"!! Will be interesting to see them in action.
 






anonymous said:
You are dead on. The Alkermes Apollo Program was brought about by JR before he quit. Unfortunately, it was an ALKS deep state black op's program so it continued on in the under belly of the organization long after his departure. Real cloak and dagger space technology stuff. The only people outside of the clandestine program to have any touchpoint with Apollo was sales analysis. They used Apollo methodology to set 3rd and 4th quarter vivitrol bonus compensation program. Funding was approved by ALKS board of directors with limited visibility or information. Their cover has now been blown but it is too late to terminate the program. In fact, they are continuing to build out the team. All I've heard is they have gotten approval to hire 71 KAMs and 109 MSLs. The Apollo KAMs will be tasked with looking busy while actually doing nothing to further the Apollo Program. Guess they heavily recruited recent college and masters degree graduates with creative writing, literature and show biz degrees. All candidates that made it to panel interviews had do absolutely nothing for 2 solid weeks and then had to do a presentation on how much they accomplished during the two weeks they were doing absolutely nothing. I have heard the Apollo KAM team are now all in place and KAM managers are patting themselves on the back describing the talent they hired an "embarrassment of riches"!! Will be interesting to see them in action.
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OMG!! LOL. Love love love this post. Funniest thing I've read on this site in years.
 














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Apollo crashed and burned this week! Project FAILED!
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Yes, but fear not. The architect of the Apollo project will survive. He always goes to where the puck is going to be. Yes. He's just that good. Next project? Ensuring a single KAM holds a single meeting with a single c-suite executive. Good luck.
 


My data base is so fucked. These assholes make profiles unavailable to me and I can’t enter activity. I am beginning to hate my job because of total fuckups from operations.
 




anonymous said:
You are dead on. The Alkermes Apollo Program was brought about by JR before he quit. Unfortunately, it was an ALKS deep state black op's program so it continued on in the under belly of the organization long after his departure. Real cloak and dagger space technology stuff. The only people outside of the clandestine program to have any touchpoint with Apollo was sales analysis. They used Apollo methodology to set 3rd and 4th quarter vivitrol bonus compensation program. Funding was approved by ALKS board of directors with limited visibility or information. Their cover has now been blown but it is too late to terminate the program. In fact, they are continuing to build out the team. All I've heard is they have gotten approval to hire 71 KAMs and 109 MSLs. The Apollo KAMs will be tasked with looking busy while actually doing nothing to further the Apollo Program. Guess they heavily recruited recent college and masters degree graduates with creative writing, literature and show biz degrees. All candidates that made it to panel interviews had do absolutely nothing for 2 solid weeks and then had to do a presentation on how much they accomplished during the two weeks they were doing absolutely nothing. I have heard the Apollo KAM team are now all in place and KAM managers are patting themselves on the back describing the talent they hired an "embarrassment of riches"!! Will be interesting to see them in action.
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WOW. WOW. The above post is the most hilarious post I've ever EVER read on CP!!
 




anonymous said:
You are dead on. The Alkermes Apollo Program was brought about by JR before he quit. Unfortunately, it was an ALKS deep state black op's program so it continued on in the under belly of the organization long after his departure. Real cloak and dagger space technology stuff. The only people outside of the clandestine program to have any touchpoint with Apollo was sales analysis. They used Apollo methodology to set 3rd and 4th quarter vivitrol bonus compensation program. Funding was approved by ALKS board of directors with limited visibility or information. Their cover has now been blown but it is too late to terminate the program. In fact, they are continuing to build out the team. All I've heard is they have gotten approval to hire 71 KAMs and 109 MSLs. The Apollo KAMs will be tasked with looking busy while actually doing nothing to further the Apollo Program. Guess they heavily recruited recent college and masters degree graduates with creative writing, literature and show biz degrees. All candidates that made it to panel interviews had do absolutely nothing for 2 solid weeks and then had to do a presentation on how much they accomplished during the two weeks they were doing absolutely nothing. I have heard the Apollo KAM team are now all in place and KAM managers are patting themselves on the back describing the talent they hired an "embarrassment of riches"!! Will be interesting to see them in action.
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UPDATE... UPDATE... UPDATE.......
Apollo Project upper management have finally determined the KAMS have nothing to do so they made a major pivot for the program. Effective immediately, all KAMS will be working to resubmit and procure approval for 5461! In order to better shield and misdirect from the actual 5461 data they have hired what is code named DAVID SQUARED. David Blain and David Copperfield started employment at ALKS first April 2022. They both are reporting directly to DH. Mr. Copperfield was overheard in the cafeteria stating that he doesn't feel he has much to offer ALKS as DH is the true master of illusion. More to come as the situation develops...
 







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