Bard Vs Convatec - What a Joke


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Congrats marketing for sitting on your asses since May while Bard gets published for Cdiff. Don't send out a ridiculous email telling us what we already know. The article came out many months ago. What the hell is wrong with you people? Solve the damn problem and stop wasting our time. I am almost out of here and when that happens I am making sure all my accounts switch to Bard. A prototype that sucks and wont be released until MAYBE next year. Good job Mark and Ken on long-term strategy.
 

Congrats marketing for sitting on your asses since May while Bard gets published for Cdiff. Don't send out a ridiculous email telling us what we already know. The article came out many months ago. What the hell is wrong with you people? Solve the damn problem and stop wasting our time. I am almost out of here and when that happens I am making sure all my accounts switch to Bard. A prototype that sucks and wont be released until MAYBE next year. Good job Mark and Ken on long-term strategy.

WOW, I'm shocked to learn Mark & Ken are "effing" everything up together and watching the business steadily slip away to Bard....even when Bard thought they were gaining share with Digni-Stench we still had over 90% of the market back in the day....Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Dumber in full effect!!
 
For the longest time BARD would just be the Me-Too product, and now we are trying to catch up with them. Our product is shit, no pun intended, but it is. It is a high pressure high odor open system piece of crap.
 
DL started a pricing holy war with Bard and really woke up a sleeping giant, they represent a much larger and well funded Corp quite willing to go punch for punch wth any competitor. Right now they are earning a ton of trust in marketplace and Con has no answers. What little is left of the CCC group isn't long for life in afraid.
 
With this logic, and considering convatec has lost tons of business in every category including FMS---heeem hello....Skin care down, would care down, oh and lest we forget ostomy--- no one I'm afraid is safe... Sooo Glad to be gone!!!! There is no one worthwhile left in any category with anyway. Good luck to you all. Perhaps your corporate accounts guys can save and grow your business ????(LOLOLOLOL- LMAO)
 
With this logic, and considering convatec has lost tons of business in every category including FMS---heeem hello....Skin care down, would care down, oh and lest we forget ostomy--- no one I'm afraid is safe... Sooo Glad to be gone!!!! There is no one worthwhile left in any category with anyway. Good luck to you all. Perhaps your corporate accounts guys can save and grow your business ????(LOLOLOLOL- LMAO)

Corporate Accounts guys, LMFAO!!!! That was a good one.
 
Yea Ken and Mark should just stick with their winning strategy of flushing us down the toilet by laying all the reps off and just letting the very bright (sarcasm) team of Strategic Accounts take over. With their ability to never read the emails they get, there amazing short-term/selective memory due to a wee too much to drink or a case of serious dementia, and their great sense of not knowing anything about the products, these guys will take the reigns and finish Convatec off by plunging us in to an even deeper hole of irresponsible business practices. The guy in charge of Strategic Accounts should be fired for allowing these unprofessional idiots to bother the sales reps and make matters worse. What a WASTE OF MONEY.
 
Yea Ken and Mark should just stick with their winning strategy of flushing us down the toilet by laying all the reps off and just letting the very bright (sarcasm) team of Strategic Accounts take over. With their ability to never read the emails they get, there amazing short-term/selective memory due to a wee too much to drink or a case of serious dementia, and their great sense of not knowing anything about the products, these guys will take the reigns and finish Convatec off by plunging us in to an even deeper hole of irresponsible business practices. The guy in charge of Strategic Accounts should be fired for allowing these unprofessional idiots to bother the sales reps and make matters worse. What a WASTE OF MONEY.

AND YET ISN'T THIS SHIT-HOLE OF A COMPANY TURNING PROFITS EACH YEAR? WHY IS THAT?
 
AND YET ISN'T THIS SHIT-HOLE OF A COMPANY TURNING PROFITS EACH YEAR? WHY IS THAT?

Why do you feel the need to scream? How professional to use all capital letters but no surprise!

Your comment is simply questionable and absurd. I am thinking anyone could turn a profit if:
you lay off enough people (many top earners )
close enough doors - Skillman x 2
eliminate enough overhead - expenses, sales tools, travel, program attendance...
reduce ability for the majority of the sales team to earn a bonus
not give even minimal raises in years
lie enough
hire and promote people no one else wants

Keep telling yourself how wonderful you are, no one else agrees no matter how often you use screaming, all capital letter posts.

Enjoy your little fantasy. Convatec still sucks and deep down, you know it. No one is interested in buying us, even after all your reductions and attempts to look more profitable. That says it all, so no need to scream. I understand you are probably angry that things did not play out the way you planned. Not everyone is as stupid as you assumed they might be. Maybe the prospective buyers did not enjoy your yelling about how profitable you are. Sorry for your loss.
 
Why do you feel the need to scream? How professional to use all capital letters but no surprise!

Your comment is simply questionable and absurd. I am thinking anyone could turn a profit if:
you lay off enough people (many top earners )
close enough doors - Skillman x 2
eliminate enough overhead - expenses, sales tools, travel, program attendance...
reduce ability for the majority of the sales team to earn a bonus
not give even minimal raises in years
lie enough
hire and promote people no one else wants

Keep telling yourself how wonderful you are, no one else agrees no matter how often you use screaming, all capital letter posts.

Enjoy your little fantasy. Convatec still sucks and deep down, you know it. No one is interested in buying us, even after all your reductions and attempts to look more profitable. That says it all, so no need to scream. I understand you are probably angry that things did not play out the way you planned. Not everyone is as stupid as you assumed they might be. Maybe the prospective buyers did not enjoy your yelling about how profitable you are. Sorry for your loss.

Nothing more than another failed private equity scheme that resulted in the destruction of a once great company. Very selfish and un-american. This kind of charade will one day be a crime.
 
Why do you feel the need to scream? How professional to use all capital letters but no surprise!

Your comment is simply questionable and absurd. I am thinking anyone could turn a profit if:
you lay off enough people (many top earners )
close enough doors - Skillman x 2
eliminate enough overhead - expenses, sales tools, travel, program attendance...
reduce ability for the majority of the sales team to earn a bonus
not give even minimal raises in years
lie enough
hire and promote people no one else wants

Keep telling yourself how wonderful you are, no one else agrees no matter how often you use screaming, all capital letter posts.

Enjoy your little fantasy. Convatec still sucks and deep down, you know it. No one is interested in buying us, even after all your reductions and attempts to look more profitable. That says it all, so no need to scream. I understand you are probably angry that things did not play out the way you planned. Not everyone is as stupid as you assumed they might be. Maybe the prospective buyers did not enjoy your yelling about how profitable you are. Sorry for your loss.

Well said. Thank you!
 


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