Maybe I can be a self proclaimed VP of sales and start interviewing candidates about company xyz. I'll create my own pay plans, benefits, and choose from a wide array of cars to offer candidates. I'll discuss a newly created pipeline, company's goals, and be incredibly creative. Then...after about a year of this b.sh.t., I'll add VP of Sales for a major biotech to my resume. By then, everyone will be delusional, including myself. They won't lock me up because everyone else will be too busy going insane!!!
