Art Vandelay
Guest
Art Vandelay
Guest
AMO on Life support.
by Art Vandelay and Captain Tuttle
She sits in her ivory tower and systematically wrecks our lives. Her name is none other than Catherine Moo-suck-oh. Her players, until they abandoned her were Jeff.C., aka The Jester
and The paranoid little English man, Ken D.
---In my many years here, I have never seen such a complete and total wreck created from 3 leaders who said they were on the side of the Sales team yet were oh so desperate to climb that Abbott ladder. Those 3 stooges have wrecked AMO. If you haven’t noticed, the Sales team, Sales Marketing, and Home Office staff are on life support. JC and KD are now gone. Cathy is left behind, and clueless.
---AMO has performed quite well for 2 years in a row. In fact, our past 4 years have been good solid performances. We had gained momentum and were kicking Big Al. And then, along came Cathy and her wrecking ball…
---In 2012 we all heard there was a minor re-org was coming. Sales would hardly be affected and The Jester would steer us down the cataract river. Life would be grand. Paranoid KD was to be the “so-called” brain behind the scene, and at least according to him, we’d take the No.1 position in Ophthalmology in just a matter of a few months. Ask yourself, some 3 years later, after all of the so called promises, has anyone ever seen such a Corporate Cluster –F*** ? It took them over a year to roll the re-org out, and 2 days to figure out it was a flop.
---Think back, the re-org was so intricate “Moo-suck-oh” had The Jester roll it out mid-year of 2013. Mid-Year! Really? Who does that? Talk about disrupting a Sales cycle. Now for 2015 she has split the year into 2 half years. What purpose could that possibly serve? No less, hers.
---The quotas are so high many of the Sales pawns have just quit, and many more are want to leave. Even the Home Office group has said no way to make the back half number, let’s go to the beach. . ( FWIW: The first email I check every day is from “The Ladders” Search Firm ).
---We have lost 41% of the Sales team since January of 2013. Don’t believe me…start counting, you’ll see. Remember the Speaker last year who was so naive as to ask for a show of hands of new people? Remember what she said….40%. These loses don’t count losing an entire Marketing staff in one month nor half of the Contracts Department during the last 14 months. How about the brilliant marketing guy, BK that left a few days ago after 5 months? Yes really.
---Paranoid KD when asked about vacancies once said “at least we are in compliance with HR” .
---Abbott is sad. They talk a big game. They use phrases like “World class Operations” and then refuse to pay the very people that are required to make those very operations “World Class”. Then people like Moosuckoh stand around, scratch their butts and yell a lot when things don’t go her way. No Cathy this is not your sand box from Kindergarten. Real lives are at stake.
---“They” don’t get it. We are competing against Big Al the Giant. One where their Managers and a Sales team make a good bit more money than us. And yet Abbott wonders why we don’t have that same spunk and spirit as Big Al does. They wonder why deals are cut out of desperation, instead of a position of strength. Did they ever think we are just trying to make ends meet?
---Moosuckoh has responded by hiring Pharma persons, and then has the nerve to call them Surgical Consultants. By doing this, she doesn’t have to pay for performance or so she thinks. Those Pharma people will leave as soon as they figure out our giant Cluster F*** .
---I’ll say it again, and it’s no secret, many of my friends here want to leave, and are trying to do so. Other friends here are just so de-moralized here they just aren’t working hard at all. They’ve decided to live off strictly their salary, and say “screw Cathy” and her authoritarian fear mongering rule.
---Can you believe Cathy recently blew off a “Q&A session” with Managers so that she could yell at them for an hour over poor Toric sales. There were real questions to be answered, but instead she began another tirade that was quickly ‘tuned out’ by her audience. Half the audience was playing Candy Crush on their phones during her yelling I bet.
---During that same 3 day session I heard she keep calling Carl SB out of the room? Did she pick up a bit of paranoia from The Little English man?
---Cathy has no continuity. One minute she is yelling to get rid of Phaco and all of the drag on the team, and the next minute she says to keep it, and puts band aids on the 2 boxes.
She does the same with bulk sales. One week we are to sell bulks, or pre-buys, or what ever she deems to call them, and the next minute she refuses to acknowledge bulk buy-ins.
Talk about misdirection, who would follow that?
---Where is R. Ford in all of this? Has she snowed him over too. Will he figure is out? Does he think she is some kind of Iron Lady like Margret Thatcher? Is she flashing that accent that she uses to try and gain an upper hand? Is R. Ford asleep?
---Did anyone at the top think about the effect to the Customer during all of this? Did they realize the key selling tool for Phaco’s, OVD’s and IOLs is “The relationship” which we have nurtured all of these years? Changing reps every 2 years is not the answer Cathy….
---Ultimately the MurthMan is responsible for this mess, and he did us all in. Yet he forced out. We all heard Security walked him out. But to top it off, he left us with a clueless idiot, so actually,he won. Anybody think Moosuckoh had anything to do with MurthMan being led out of the building?
---MurthMan’s pride saw to it Home Office staff and Executive Leaders missed a full bonus for 2 years in a row. It’s not pleasant living off just your salary and half a bonus in California is it?
---Anybody think Moo Suck Oh has a hidden bonus we all don’t know about at her level? Do you think that is why she doesn’t care if we make our bonus or not? Do you see her arrogance when you ride the elevator with her?
---Before I go on, please allow me to digress- I can’t believe I am thinking this, but I actually miss that old psycho George N., and J. Mazola along with a couple of others – OMG did I really just say that? At least those two had the sense to pay us our rightful wage and treat us with respect.
---Yet I must say, someone brought in Carl SB. He is such a breath of fresh air. He actually “gets it” and seems to be a very strong Leader. That’s why I know it won’t be long before Cathy has him exterminated. She will be too jealous of his ability.
---And when Cathy makes Carl fall I bet she will install an 80% poor performance no pay rule for the Sales Team….that always does the trick….Oh wait…she already did that.
---Only two things are saving AMO right now, and the whole world knows it…the strength of the IOLS, and the wonderful people who are still here. Nobody touches our quality, and our people can still be at their best. We just prefer to have our head down in shame.
---Too bad Mother Abbott doesn’t realize that.
by Art Vandelay and Captain Tuttle
She sits in her ivory tower and systematically wrecks our lives. Her name is none other than Catherine Moo-suck-oh. Her players, until they abandoned her were Jeff.C., aka The Jester
and The paranoid little English man, Ken D.
---In my many years here, I have never seen such a complete and total wreck created from 3 leaders who said they were on the side of the Sales team yet were oh so desperate to climb that Abbott ladder. Those 3 stooges have wrecked AMO. If you haven’t noticed, the Sales team, Sales Marketing, and Home Office staff are on life support. JC and KD are now gone. Cathy is left behind, and clueless.
---AMO has performed quite well for 2 years in a row. In fact, our past 4 years have been good solid performances. We had gained momentum and were kicking Big Al. And then, along came Cathy and her wrecking ball…
---In 2012 we all heard there was a minor re-org was coming. Sales would hardly be affected and The Jester would steer us down the cataract river. Life would be grand. Paranoid KD was to be the “so-called” brain behind the scene, and at least according to him, we’d take the No.1 position in Ophthalmology in just a matter of a few months. Ask yourself, some 3 years later, after all of the so called promises, has anyone ever seen such a Corporate Cluster –F*** ? It took them over a year to roll the re-org out, and 2 days to figure out it was a flop.
---Think back, the re-org was so intricate “Moo-suck-oh” had The Jester roll it out mid-year of 2013. Mid-Year! Really? Who does that? Talk about disrupting a Sales cycle. Now for 2015 she has split the year into 2 half years. What purpose could that possibly serve? No less, hers.
---The quotas are so high many of the Sales pawns have just quit, and many more are want to leave. Even the Home Office group has said no way to make the back half number, let’s go to the beach. . ( FWIW: The first email I check every day is from “The Ladders” Search Firm ).
---We have lost 41% of the Sales team since January of 2013. Don’t believe me…start counting, you’ll see. Remember the Speaker last year who was so naive as to ask for a show of hands of new people? Remember what she said….40%. These loses don’t count losing an entire Marketing staff in one month nor half of the Contracts Department during the last 14 months. How about the brilliant marketing guy, BK that left a few days ago after 5 months? Yes really.
---Paranoid KD when asked about vacancies once said “at least we are in compliance with HR” .
---Abbott is sad. They talk a big game. They use phrases like “World class Operations” and then refuse to pay the very people that are required to make those very operations “World Class”. Then people like Moosuckoh stand around, scratch their butts and yell a lot when things don’t go her way. No Cathy this is not your sand box from Kindergarten. Real lives are at stake.
---“They” don’t get it. We are competing against Big Al the Giant. One where their Managers and a Sales team make a good bit more money than us. And yet Abbott wonders why we don’t have that same spunk and spirit as Big Al does. They wonder why deals are cut out of desperation, instead of a position of strength. Did they ever think we are just trying to make ends meet?
---Moosuckoh has responded by hiring Pharma persons, and then has the nerve to call them Surgical Consultants. By doing this, she doesn’t have to pay for performance or so she thinks. Those Pharma people will leave as soon as they figure out our giant Cluster F*** .
---I’ll say it again, and it’s no secret, many of my friends here want to leave, and are trying to do so. Other friends here are just so de-moralized here they just aren’t working hard at all. They’ve decided to live off strictly their salary, and say “screw Cathy” and her authoritarian fear mongering rule.
---Can you believe Cathy recently blew off a “Q&A session” with Managers so that she could yell at them for an hour over poor Toric sales. There were real questions to be answered, but instead she began another tirade that was quickly ‘tuned out’ by her audience. Half the audience was playing Candy Crush on their phones during her yelling I bet.
---During that same 3 day session I heard she keep calling Carl SB out of the room? Did she pick up a bit of paranoia from The Little English man?
---Cathy has no continuity. One minute she is yelling to get rid of Phaco and all of the drag on the team, and the next minute she says to keep it, and puts band aids on the 2 boxes.
She does the same with bulk sales. One week we are to sell bulks, or pre-buys, or what ever she deems to call them, and the next minute she refuses to acknowledge bulk buy-ins.
Talk about misdirection, who would follow that?
---Where is R. Ford in all of this? Has she snowed him over too. Will he figure is out? Does he think she is some kind of Iron Lady like Margret Thatcher? Is she flashing that accent that she uses to try and gain an upper hand? Is R. Ford asleep?
---Did anyone at the top think about the effect to the Customer during all of this? Did they realize the key selling tool for Phaco’s, OVD’s and IOLs is “The relationship” which we have nurtured all of these years? Changing reps every 2 years is not the answer Cathy….
---Ultimately the MurthMan is responsible for this mess, and he did us all in. Yet he forced out. We all heard Security walked him out. But to top it off, he left us with a clueless idiot, so actually,he won. Anybody think Moosuckoh had anything to do with MurthMan being led out of the building?
---MurthMan’s pride saw to it Home Office staff and Executive Leaders missed a full bonus for 2 years in a row. It’s not pleasant living off just your salary and half a bonus in California is it?
---Anybody think Moo Suck Oh has a hidden bonus we all don’t know about at her level? Do you think that is why she doesn’t care if we make our bonus or not? Do you see her arrogance when you ride the elevator with her?
---Before I go on, please allow me to digress- I can’t believe I am thinking this, but I actually miss that old psycho George N., and J. Mazola along with a couple of others – OMG did I really just say that? At least those two had the sense to pay us our rightful wage and treat us with respect.
---Yet I must say, someone brought in Carl SB. He is such a breath of fresh air. He actually “gets it” and seems to be a very strong Leader. That’s why I know it won’t be long before Cathy has him exterminated. She will be too jealous of his ability.
---And when Cathy makes Carl fall I bet she will install an 80% poor performance no pay rule for the Sales Team….that always does the trick….Oh wait…she already did that.
---Only two things are saving AMO right now, and the whole world knows it…the strength of the IOLS, and the wonderful people who are still here. Nobody touches our quality, and our people can still be at their best. We just prefer to have our head down in shame.
---Too bad Mother Abbott doesn’t realize that.