Dude, I got you beat. I was selling newspapers on the corner by a red light, and some of the people that bought them were, like, medical people and stuff. SO this guy stops and buys a paper and says he can get me into medical sales because i'm, like, so good selling papers to these people and stuff. So I bought a suit at WalMart and went and talked to the people at Convatec, and they liked me so much they made me, like, a manager and stuff. And I'm SO good at, like, selling stuff and such that I now get to tell all these old people how to do it and stuff. And the great thing is, like, I get to fire them if they don't listen to me and stuff. It's, like, soooo cool and stuff.
