we've never done something like this with one week lead time for purchasing plane tickets.
something is up. Maybe it is a stealth award trip, we have to pack one suitcase and make sure you bring a bathing suit and the Qiagen corporate jet will be flying from airport to airport picking us up and taking us to a tropical beach somewhere.
I'm not getting shit done this week. Why so secretive and why cut out marketing for this meeting? I'm not doing shit next week either. Thanks for ruining two weeks for me.
PS. Check the cell phone bills for this week. I'm sure they've tripled with all the gossip calls.