It's good to be back in the room. If tonight was the peak it's all down hill from here. Taxi
Day 1 GSC
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I have my first ex-pharma babe lined up. What is it about alcohol and being away from your husband that makes them so easy? I just love KCI!
God I miss sales meetings. Guaranteed lay every time! Nice job, bro.
2 different ones in as many nights for me! Both married, too...hubby would be so proud
I'm with you, bro. Mess with my comp plan all you want management, the fringe benefits alone make KCI an AWESOME place to work! So easy it's almost not even fair 2 different ones in as many nights for me! Both married, too...hubby would be so proud
I love the married and miserable KCI new hires. Man it is to easy, but better me than MD. Besides I can't let you go after I am done with you! LOL Big boobs, small boobs, it doesn't matter to me. I do not go for the larger booties though. I leave those to the rabble of non-descript med device rejects. Rest easy girls, I got your back!
Hahahahaha! I know, huh? MD isn't cutting into any of my action tho. Haven't seen him being too obvious, but I've had enough of my own to concentrate on! They don't need to be married and miserable, tho. Both of the ones I've nailed (so far...) have gone on and on about how they "don't normally do this" and are "totally committed to a wonderful man" or some crap along those lines. Yeah right...I hear the same thing every year and I never buy it. They know EXACTLY what they're doing...acting drunk after 2 glasses of wine. All I can say is that I hope those "wonderful men" are getting a little action on the side too, 'cause I sure as hell got their wives!
KCI rules! They'll have to drag me away kicking and screaming before I'll leave!Hahahahaha! I know, huh? MD isn't cutting into any of my action tho. Haven't seen him being too obvious, but I've had enough of my own to concentrate on! They don't need to be married and miserable, tho. Both of the ones I've nailed (so far...) have gone on and on about how they "don't normally do this" and are "totally committed to a wonderful man" or some crap along those lines. Yeah right...I hear the same thing every year and I never buy it. They know EXACTLY what they're doing...acting drunk after 2 glasses of wine. All I can say is that I hope those "wonderful men" are getting a little action on the side too, 'cause I sure as hell got their wives!
you must be a "real" ladies man. You must stare at yourself in the mirror every morning thinking that your god's gift to women, don't you? must be pretty tough picking up chicks at a national sales meeting, your probably having flashbacks to your pharma days. If this is one of your reasons for liking this company than 1) you probably suck at selling and are happy w/ mediocrity and "pussy" is your "bonus" or 2) you can;t get laid in your hometown so getting some drunk co-worker in the sack makes you feel like a pimp. so which one is it? i'm guessing both...
Wow, you're obviously NOT getting laid this year at GSC. What does banging co-workers at GSC have anything to do with selling or not being able to get tail in someone's hometown. Obviously if this guy can bang a girl within the first night of knowing her, he is a god. A god. Nice job man, and keep it up.
For me, awards night is the night! Happy pickings guys. Just stay away from those washed up RN's that are still living in the 60's feminist era.
C'mon...take it easy. I'm the first to admit that I'm not some George Clooney. But, I am pretty good looking, take good care of myself and pull in 6 figures. Looks like that's enough, though. I do just fine when I'm at home, but those women always want things to develop into a relationship. I'm just looking for a good time. If these women want to whore it up and sleep with the first man that comes along (who isn't their husband), why not take them up on it? I'm just saying, thanks for the good times, but don't ask me to respect you. Hell...I don't even have to like you to sleep with you. As far as selling goes, I do just fine. And, like I said, big difference between being drunk and acting drunk so that you have some sort of social "out" for your trampy behavior. It's just consenting adults using each other...I just hope that the husbands are getting some from their secretaries or neighbors on the side while the wives are tramping it up in San Antone.
Can you say frustrated DM? What's the matter, can't get one of the ladies to listen to your "rap"? Did you pick one up and then give a ride along report after the deed was done? Or did she give you one, with 3 NI? Just saying!
C'mon...take it easy. I'm the first to admit that I'm not some George Clooney. But, I am pretty good looking, take good care of myself and pull in 6 figures. Looks like that's enough, though. I do just fine when I'm at home, but those women always want things to develop into a relationship. I'm just looking for a good time. If these women want to whore it up and sleep with the first man that comes along (who isn't their husband), why not take them up on it? I'm just saying, thanks for the good times, but don't ask me to respect you. Hell...I don't even have to like you to sleep with you. As far as selling goes, I do just fine. No superstar, but I have no trouble making plan. And, like I said, there's a big difference between being drunk and acting drunk so that you have some sort of social "out" for your trampy behavior. It's just consenting adults using each other...I just hope that the husbands are getting some from their secretaries or neighbors on the side while the wives are tramping it up in San Antone.
actually i do not even work for the company, just stumbled on this post after browsing CP. It's just amazes me that you fool's still have the "fraternity" lifestyle amidst still "believing" your a professional. I do fine in my hometown, a wise man once told me "never sleep around w/ co-workers or w/ people you do business with" AKA "don't shit where you eat" cause BIG BROTHER is always watching and word travels fast! If your a "smooth" dude and care about your future w/ your company take your pimpish ways elsewhere rather than sales meetings.....just sayin, i've seen GOOD people get burned in the past for sleeping with co-workers, nurses, hospital staff, etc...you could lose your job and even worse lose the right to do business at a hospital...food for though fella's, not trying to hate
Like someone gives a rat's ass what you think. And the word is "you're" not "your". You must hook up with some real pigs
whoa! nothing is more insulting than pointing out a grammatical error, "you're" a badass, have fun w/ your piece of shit company.