Dear Lemmings:
I hope this note doesn't come off as Negative. That's not my intent. I'm a very Sensitive person. I really need to speak my mind to the men and Vimen of PBS before this board disappears into oblivion. I hope you'll find my remarks to be generally Positive in nature.
I Positively Predict the Value of your stock options being utterly worthless as the paper they are printed on. How many of you were even vested? I FGR it was a very small P value indeed. If you were vested you really should be ashamed as you have a TWISTed sense of character. Wild Type ethics - tisk tisk.
I am confident in the Negative Predictive Value that "Senior Molecular Specialist" highlighted on your resume right above Anatomic Pathology Sales will put you on top of the pile of candidates in the round file. NIDea how many companies covet that sort of relevant medical sales experience? Saying you were the top sales rep here is like saying you're the turd that stunk the least. The good thing is there won't be anyone left in Boston so it will be MMPossible to validate or deny your fabrication. So go ahead and Mutate your accomplishments.
One thing I'm CertN about is that you will never be able to walk into a urology office again with even a thread of credibility after begging customers and friends to order this waste of 40ml of urine again. You have essentially Ki-lled your career for what will probably be $100K per year, horrible sleep and a helluva lot of extra wrinkles and grey hair over the past couple of years. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Were you that lazy that you couldn't get something else lined up?
I'd like to give you a grade. I'm going to give you an MG3. Your future is going to progress remarkably now that you've put this POS in the rear view mirror. Good luck Lemmings.
Intermediately Yours-
TR