Guess who......



How do you think that conversation went?

Nick: Hello?
Lou: Nicky, this is LOU
Nick: Who?
Lou: Nicky, it's your cousin LOU
Nick: Get the f-ck outta here! Really, who is this?
Lou: I need you. Please come back. Peter just left and I need you to be the RBM in NY.
Nick: No really, who is this?
Lou: Clarissa and I really want you back
Nick: Get the f-ck outta here! Really, who is this?
 
How do you think that conversation went?

Nick: Hello?
Lou: Nicky, this is LOU
Nick: Who?
Lou: Nicky, it's your cousin LOU
Nick: Get the f-ck outta here! Really, who is this?
Lou: I need you. Please come back. Peter just left and I need you to be the RBM in NY.
Nick: No really, who is this?
Lou: Clarissa and I really want you back
Nick: Get the f-ck outta here! Really, who is this?

It's UNCLE LOU.
 
How do you think that conversation went?

Nick: Hello?
Lou: Nicky, this is LOU
Nick: Who?
Lou: Nicky, it's your cousin LOU
Nick: Get the f-ck outta here! Really, who is this?
Lou: I need you. Please come back. Peter just left and I need you to be the RBM in NY.
Nick: No really, who is this?
Lou: Clarissa and I really want you back
Nick: Get the f-ck outta here! Really, who is this?
Oh, you knew this was gonna happen.
 
I can hear the conversation now:

CES: Yeah, LOU, you called?
LOU: Where have you been, I've been looking for you in this empty office building.
CES: I'm in Monterey, CA having a vacation, I mean meeting.
LOU: You're in Monterey? I thought you were kidding me. I just fired half the company to save money
CES: I only spent $100K. We got a real problem. Peter just quit and I need to hire an RBM stat.
LOU: Which one was Peter?
CES: The great businessman who dumped all the vouchers at that one pharmacy in Brooklyn.
LOU: Do you have a replacement lined up?
CES: I have a friend named Leona I would like to hire.
LOU: Leon was the last friend you hired. He's been here 6 months and still playing the new guy card. Has he improved in learning how to pronounce the names of our drugs, yet? Can you rehire Mike Arnold to take Peter's job.
CES: I heard he found a new job. Besides, I don't think he likes me.
LOU: Let's rehire my cousin Nicky.
CES: Come on, LOU. I just fired him. I don't think he likes me either.
LOU: Hmmmm, I'm sure he loves you. Nicky loves everyone. Let me give him a call. After all, we are family....
 
Even though Nick was fired and then offered the job to be the RBM in NY and accepted, in true Iroko exquisite execution, somebody f-cked-up. Turns out all positions have to be open for interviews....

LOU: Hey, Nicky!
Nick: What's up LOU?
LOU: Do you want the good news or the bad news?
Nick: I'll take the good news.
LOU: "O" and I are celebrating Christmas in St. Bart's this year.
Nick: Thanks for the invite, Lou! My wife and kids will love it, especially after this year. We always wanted to go there!
LOU: Uh, you're not invited. I'm going to St. Bart's with "O" and his family.
Nick: What's the bad news?
LOU: You know that job I just gave you to be the RBM in NY? It seems we have a stupid HR rule that we have to allow other people to interview for it. Can you believe that sh-t?
Nick: You kidding me, right?
LOU: I'll talk to my girls in HR and see what I can do. I'll make sure I put a good word to Clarissa.
Nick: But, Lou.....I just turned down another job to help you out cuzz.
LOU: Hey let me ask you a question? Who is you favorite Star Trek captain......
Nick: Get the f-ck outta here....
 


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