Do you zero clue what's going on outside of your vacation home, golf course, or in the field?
Do you take credit for things that you did literally nothing to affect like changes in Payer Policy, VA/DOD Formulary, State/Federal regulations, or C-suite level health system decisions?
Do you have such an air of self-importance that you have minions send out emails to the people in the field (the ones making the actual impact that you take credit for) reminding them that they should never contact you directly under the guise of being important but in reality it's because you don't actually have the answers to any questions?
If so, you are a perfect candidate for National Teams.