How will Shelly and the KOP crew explain

Quote







They'll be usual excuses they've been using for 2 1/2 years. Covid, pandemic, slow uptick, just wait until Outcomes, reps playing Call of Duty and doing Tick Tock videos with each other during pandemic. Blame will be shifted to previous board members incompetence along with previous Chief Science Officer and National Sales Managers. Blame will also be shifted to managed card providers who couldn't see the advantages of this unique novel molecule(lol). Also will be a great deal of big talk of cash reserves and new cash infusions from chumps who continue to be at ease with watching their money go up in a bonfire. As usual all the prepared questions and answer sessions with media plants will be in order just like a Biden press conference. They're be no tough questions only stratosphere, or leg up,statrosphere, 7 handle uptick,runway and other chargin.These earnings calls are like watching Saturday Night Live.
 




anonymous said:
The most loyal person I know just printed out the resume to update it. But what do you put for this blemish? Will “I survived Esperion” suffice?
Click to expand...

Just tell them you were desperate for a job after being layed off from either Sanofi or Regeneron. Also say you promised 1000's of scripts that would be generated in primary care just like the leaders thought. Also tell them you were going through a death in the family,a divorce and a sick child in the hospital while you worked at Esperion and you might get some sympathy.
 


Also tell them you were a Highly Selected, through the Scientific Hiring and were a member of a Highly Tenured Customer Facing Team and are a Lipid Trained Expert.

Geez...that should blow them away !
 



Write your reply...
Top Bottom
Back
Quote