Inside Sales Force




Just saw the announcement that the company has deployed an inside sales force.. your opinion? The extra bump we need or the beginning of our end?

The end. The sales force has basically been working from home anyways since launch. Minimal time in field. financial decisions made to use inside sales team to work the phones and zoom. Did you really think they were going to pay six figures to 300 reps to bring in $ 600,000 in the second quarter. 300 isn't needed. 50 reps can cover the country until Esperion sold off. This has been a failed launch. Will go down to inside team and assorted hybrid reps across the country. Good night.
 






The end. The sales force has basically been working from home anyways since launch. Minimal time in field. financial decisions made to use inside sales team to work the phones and zoom. Did you really think they were going to pay six figures to 300 reps to bring in $ 600,000 in the second quarter. 300 isn't needed. 50 reps can cover the country until Esperion sold off. This has been a failed launch. Will go down to inside team and assorted hybrid reps across the country. Good night.

Congratulations to all the reps. You had a wonderful and profitable ride.

Wish I had BS'd as much in the Scientific Hiring process.
 


So what does everyone think of Scientific Process now? Or working for CB or Just For Men Tim?? What about Texas manager?? Are we pleased with the results ?? How much longer do we have ??
 


Nov 2nd earnings call will be all about deflection. Usual talk of upticks, traction,jet fuel will be the key deflection topics. Covid once again will be #1 on the excuse train with this horrific launch. Look for no answers on turnover rate of reps, failure of Scientific Hiring Process, rep accountability during last 7 months, the incompetent management team and the disgraceful RSM's. Can Esperion do more than 600,000k for 3rd quarter. That revenue basically paid 6 rep salaries. 300 reps for such a weak agent is a financial disaster. Will there be lawsuits by investors like back in 2014-15??? Should be interesting.
 




Post above says all that should be asked on earnings call , but won't.

Analyst go along to get along.

The last two quarter reports were nothing but softball questions. It's like Esperion is the Joe Biden of pharma. Bumbling,fumbling and stumbling. Reading the quarter report from a teleprompter with Tim tipping questions to anyone so he won't answer a direct question.
 




Like the latest press release Esperion had in Fierce Pharma. What a croc saying how they want to partner up with another company or get bought because of the highly successful launch( you guessed it!! In a pandemic) .
Somebody with a straight face explain to me how this script volume YTD is a success. The fix is in. Some sucker of a company buys Esperion and Tim and his crew golden parachute in the process. Only at Esperion!
 




Like the latest press release Esperion had in Fierce Pharma. What a croc saying how they want to partner up with another company or get bought because of the highly successful launch( you guessed it!! In a pandemic) .
Somebody with a straight face explain to me how this script volume YTD is a success. The fix is in. Some sucker of a company buys Esperion and Tim and his crew golden parachute in the process. Only at Esperion!
Stop beating a dead horse. You weren’t chosen.
 




This is the new inside sales call center. Notice said trailer is leaning to the right? That's because CB stopped by to eat lunch. The shed to the left is the Esp R & D lab. Notice how the trailer has a tow hitch? That's so Esp can uproot in the middle of the night to avoid disgruntled investors. Esp is truly a chop shop, phony pharma, bottom of the barrel, choke artists, shathole island.
 




This is the new inside sales call center. Notice said trailer is leaning to the right? That's because CB stopped by to eat lunch. The shed to the left is the Esp R & D lab. Notice how the trailer has a tow hitch? That's so Esp can uproot in the middle of the night to avoid disgruntled investors. Esp is truly a chop shop, phony pharma, bottom of the barrel, choke artists, shathole island.

Funniest post yet!! Genius commentary. This sums up the Ann Arbor operation. Everyone who's left Esperion said it felt like they had the best colonic of their life. Esperion has been the biggest joke in pharma in years.
 


Inside call center ?
Robo calling?
Hey, I have a deal for you...But you have to act now...
Weren't the Scientifically Hired Highly Tenured Customer Facing Team now Lipid Trained Experts connecting ?
Did someone mention beating a dead horse ?
Giddy up ? Maybe not.
 




That picture of the call center sums it up for Esperion. Total cluster. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CLAMORING TO START FOR 3RD QUARTER RESULTS. THE BS WILL BE THICK MY FRIENDS. LOOK FOR EVERY EXCUSE POSSIBLE FOR THE DISMAL SALES.
 



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