Ironwood

[Anonymous]

Did Forest seriously name their new bowel drug Ironwood?! Haha..just sounds funny.

 

[Anonymous]

no, that is the name of the company that developed and has dual marketing rights to the product.

 

[Anonymous]

Sounds like a drug to compete with Viagra...ha ha

 

[Anonymous]

Sounds like a drug to compete with Viagra...ha ha

Haha! Classic

 

[Anonymous]

I can't wait to talk to my physicians about bowel movements. That's why I went to college. I'm fired up. I can't wait to describe what the bowel movements will look like with our new blockbuster!

 

[Anonymous]

I can't wait to talk to my physicians about bowel movements. That's why I went to college. I'm fired up. I can't wait to describe what the bowel movements will look like with our new blockbuster!

We get to talk about corn and peanuts. Yummy!

 

[Anonymous]

My counterpart gives me Ironwood in my pants.

 

[Anonymous]

For my presentation today doctor. I've brought in my doody in a plastic bag before Linzess and a bag of my doody after Linzess. CHECK IT OUT! And we wonder why we get Zero respect anymore.

 

[Anonymous]

For my presentation today doctor. I've brought in my doody in a plastic bag before Linzess and a bag of my doody after Linzess. CHECK IT OUT! And we wonder why we get Zero respect anymore.

IBS is a legitimate medical need, not something that should warrant "zero respect" for bringing the drug to market. If you're too squeamish/prudish to acknowledge that we have bodily functions, perhaps you've chosen the wrong line of work.

 

[Anonymous]

Just launched a nice number 5 mmmmmmm joy!

 

[Anonymous]

IBS is a legitimate medical need, not something that should warrant "zero respect" for bringing the drug to market. If you're too squeamish/prudish to acknowledge that we have bodily functions, perhaps you've chosen the wrong line of work.

Legitimate medical need?! HA! "Doctor I can't take a dump and my belly hurts. What should I do?" Doctor responds, "How about increasing your water and fiber intake and taking filling this pysch drug Rx that I'm writing for you".

 

[Anonymous]

You morons have further illustrated why Forrest is the only company you are qualified to work at. You sound like a bunch of uneducated frat boys. Please just stay out of the way and let the ironwood specialty reps who generally have an interest in the patients and doctors grow your share for you.

 

[Anonymous]

We have the best specialty reps. We don't need u ironhead reps getting in our way

 

[Anonymous]

your specialty reps are special alright. specially stupid and useless and rude and pass their computer backs and lie and annoy me and just plan stink. they stink worse than the useless medicine that we sell. if you can even call it medicine.

 

[Anonymous]

If you want to get big bonuses, stay out of the specialty reps way.
We were promoted for a reason and ironheads, just SHUT THE F UP!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Forrest specialty lol. You guys are the worst robotic scripted message sales people in the country. That's why you are paid as such.

 

[Anonymous]

As an Ironwood manager, let me make this perfectly clear: We will manage the specialists. You can stick with the FPs where your robotic calls and sample drops might carry some weight. Leave the real work to us.

 

[Anonymous]

As an Ironwood manager, let me make this perfectly clear: We will manage the specialists. You can stick with the FPs where your robotic calls and sample drops might carry some weight. Leave the real work to us.

Fuck ironwood, we will buy your shitty company and you will be out of a job soon.

 

[Anonymous]

Iron head reps suck

 

[Anonymous]

Fuck ironwood, we will buy your shitty company and you will be out of a job soon.

It must suck knowing that our reps make more than your managers.