My boy Raymond went down to the Navy recruitment office and the man there tell him he's too scrawny to join. Sos he goes and buys about $300 worth of them dumbells and protein powder.
Problem is when he was uttin' them things together, he dropped 20lb weight on his pet hamster Liberace. That's sad because this'll be the first time in four years Raymond ain't gonna be in the 4H club for trained pets. See he made Liberace a little sequined jacket prurty nice one too. Trained him to sit at this little piano and ppound on the keys with his nose.
Anyway, I need $300 and a new hamster or I'm a gonna come on down there and open up a can a whoop ass. It ain't funny. How big a boy are you anyway?
Signed R.D. Mercer
Problem is when he was uttin' them things together, he dropped 20lb weight on his pet hamster Liberace. That's sad because this'll be the first time in four years Raymond ain't gonna be in the 4H club for trained pets. See he made Liberace a little sequined jacket prurty nice one too. Trained him to sit at this little piano and ppound on the keys with his nose.
Anyway, I need $300 and a new hamster or I'm a gonna come on down there and open up a can a whoop ass. It ain't funny. How big a boy are you anyway?
Signed R.D. Mercer