Merger?




Yeah, everybody was all dressed-up, and it seemed that they hustled in some visitors...

You'd think it was merger talks, but given how poorly things have been going recently maybe Craig was just throwing Pat a surprise party and we were all left out...as we always are around here

Though we do get the occasional slice of pizza and a soda at company meetings
 


















I can't believe you guys still do company luncheons. What can CS possibly talk about?

Himself mostly, it's his major topic of conversation, some say his only...it's certainly the only thing he ever talks to clients about, whether they are intersted, or not

Occaisionally he talks about someone else, mainly PH

So do you want the Tylenol story....the Vistakon story...or the cruise ship story?...or maybe you just want to hear about his shirts, since you won't hear a lick about strategy or operations
 


The strategy involves how to pick a custom shirt that makes you look fit & trim. As for operations, how is the new Rx data feed from SDI going? How long, if yet, did it take the ops team to figure out that SDI's Rx coverage is approximately half of IMS. Hey PH...how are you making up for that shortfall?
 




Not true...Craig believes it, and has no idea at all the clients dont get it, and certainly dont want it

It's beyond incredible how many times he still brags, at the start of a client meeting, "PH is the smartest man in the world", and then not comprehend the client does not understand, or appreciate, the mumbles, giggles, coy looks and grins that pass for a PH presentation

Nice shirts all around, though...some cool pastel sweaters as well!
 












You can always identify the former TargetRxers (or any company for that matter) cause they rip management anonymously of course, then spew old, dated criticism. For this group I say, if you put the same effort into your daily responsibilities, you would be more successful.
 



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