Nooner

[Wonka]

Having a few brews, this supply rep just walked in to make a sales call on the bar.

I'd kind of like to eat her asshole.

Anyone have any nooners lately?

 

[Vagitarian]

Just had a morner (which is like a nooner only sooner) but then again, my schedule has changed since retiring so, maybe noon is the 'new morning' in my world.