Pick a date....

[anonymous]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw FM passed out at 31 Flavors last night. Upon waking up, he gave a prediction that the DERMATOLOGY team would have layoffs on a certain date.

The girl was taken aback on how close the day of destruction was. As you know FM is an exercise nut who never indulges in junk foods. She said he was covered in a combination of rocky road ice cream and stawberry cream. She asked FM for clarity on that date and all he said was Vaya Con Dios, Vaya Con Dios,Vaya Con Dios.

He kept saying it till a large woman came and quickly took him away. She said to the girl that FM needed to catch a overseas flight. Before leaving the big women purchased a tripple scoope of chocolate chip cookie dough.

So I just heard back from my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl told us it would be this year. They would not give a specific date.

What is you guess of when the layoffs will begin?

 

[anonymous]

Hey Jerk, You are wrong about layoffs! I just got a call from Nikki and she said we are GREAT
She told me we are having all of the Northeast reps (we R the best) come into NJ for a meeting to discuss our bright future.
In fact, she and Charon are taking us to get ice cream (YUUUUMMMMMYYYYY) after the meeting. Check your email for details!

I CAN'T WIT TO TRY THIS NEW CHOCOLATE FLAVOR NIKKI WAS RAVING ABOUT.

Our futer isso bright, you have to wear

 

[anonymous]

My guess is that the dermatology division won't last past October. Ecoza just went generic. NeoCera isn't getting covered. Scary future.

 

[anonymous]

ecoza’s been generic for a year, dumbass. Quit ur bitching and go sell.

 

[anonymous]

Marketing for WH and Derm is a joke.
The only Derm the Director of Derm knows is the one she personally goes to.
Ali would be wise to update her resume.
They say, "change is good!" And change is a comin'.

 

[anonymous]

I was paranoid I might get caught interviewing...until I heard my manager was out interviewing as well!

 

[anonymous]

Well...let's put it in soccer terms so Chemo can understand what happened to Exeltis USA.

USA (1) PORTUGAL (NIL)

 

[anonymous]

ecoza’s been generic for a year, dumbass. Quit ur bitching and go sell.

Spoken like a true champion from the Northeast! I so appreciate how you and your peers have "saved" dermatology. WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT ALL OF YOU AWARD WINNING REPS!

Keep guzzling the Koolaid that your mama CH is serving.