Senior Texting Codes

[Drug Dumper]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears
to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).


ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

 

[Scarlett]

Excellent DD...

God I wonder if that will be any one of us in future...

 

[Drug Dumper]

What do you mean "in the future"?

 

[Scarlett]

Come on now DD...we are forever young........

 

[Drug Dumper]

Oh yeah, I forgot.

 

[libluvsbukkake]

Excellent DD...

God I wonder if that will be any one of us in future...

If we live long enough, it will be all of us.

 

[GorgeousGAMS]

DD, I read this last night and laughed so hard I cried. Really funny but probably true for many of us in the not too distant future. . .

 

[Walking Eagle]

DD, I read this last night and laughed so hard I cried. Really funny but probably true for many of us in the not too distant future. . .

You are not really old until you laugh so hard you pee....again...in spite of your meds.

 

[Wonka]

When I found out how much sex was happening at nursing homes I realized ending up there might not be so bad after all when I'm 80.

And let me tell you, those ho's fight over the men.

 

[SnowWhite]

SMP- shit my pants, this was so funny!

 

[Drug Dumper]

You are not really old until you laugh so hard you pee....again...in spite of your meds.

There are surgeries to correct that.

 

[Vagitarian]

When I found out how much sex was happening at nursing homes I realized ending up there might not be so bad after all when I'm 80.

And let me tell you, those ho's fight over the men.

Absolutely they do. Men die younger than women anyway and then, of the ones that live, a good portion have LowT or ED with no interest in treating them. That leaves the rest of us in a good place. I don't ever want to stop having sex.

That was funny DD, let us know how your trip to Chi-town goes.

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