Stool Testing?

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anonymous

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Rumor has it we are validating a new stool based test for pancreatic cysts.
Simple collection process- you can use either the GI or the Thyroid collection box.
Take out the Styrofoam packaging and deposit stool sample in box. The entire bowel movement is suggested. Send direct to Interpace Diagnostics: Attn Greg Richard

Daily samples are both appropriate and appreciated.
 


Please don't forget to say whether you ate at Subway, Jimmie Johns, or Jersey Mike's the day before. I would like to compare against my own.

Dicktard


anonymous said:
Rumor has it we are validating a new stool based test for pancreatic cysts.
Simple collection process- you can use either the GI or the Thyroid collection box.
Take out the Styrofoam packaging and deposit stool sample in box. The entire bowel movement is suggested. Send direct to Interpace Diagnostics: Attn Greg Richard

Daily samples are both appropriate and appreciated.
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A word of caution
Greg has received some shit in the mail.
He is getting it DNA tested.
Don't let the company get a sample of your DNA to match.
As long as your DNA isn't on file, you should be OK.
 


anonymous said:
A word of caution
Greg has received some shit in the mail.
He is getting it DNA tested.
Don't let the company get a sample of your DNA to match.
As long as your DNA isn't on file, you should be OK.
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Apparently this is what led to Peter's demise
He sent his own stool in addressed to Greg and Greg ran a forensic match.

I volunteer part time at a nursing home and routinely send what I can collect in a bed pan or two so I think I'm safe. Hopefully there aren't any cameras around The Mail Stop when I drop off the federalexpress pack
 



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