The end is near

[anonymous]

The board should have listened to Craig when he said he didn’t want this job. You can only cut costs so long. Eventually you need an actual plan, and the path for Heron is about as straightforward as Craig’s fingers. Now the only question is whether or not it’s too late.

 

[anonymous]

Would have to agree, very frustrated as stock approaches less than a dollar a share.
Thoughts?

 

[anonymous]

I’m just really surprised that adding “Heron” to the vest they handed out at the meeting didn’t immediately fix things! Craig was so proud of that, as if it was that single piece missing to a successful launch. If investors knew the truth about this moron we would be bankrupt already.

 

[anonymous]

I’m just surprised that adding “Heron” to the vest we got at the sales meeting didn’t immediately turn the launch around! Craig was so proud of that! Everyone looking at him like a special needs kid thinking there’s no way this guy can be this stupid and care so much about a damn jacket from the previous meeting. If investors knew the bullshit this clown focuses on while the company is going bankrupt! Well anyways, Happy Thanksgiving Craig! because we all know you are so concerned about your image that you actually read this shit

 

[anonymous]

I’m just surprised that adding “Heron” to the vest we got at the sales meeting didn’t immediately turn the launch around! Craig was so proud of that! Everyone looking at him like a special needs kid thinking there’s no way this guy can be this stupid and care so much about a damn jacket from the previous meeting. If investors knew the bullshit this clown focuses on while the company is going bankrupt! Well anyways, Happy Thanksgiving Craig! because we all know you are so concerned about your image that you actually read this shit

There’s a Heron vest listed on eBay for quite some time now

 

[anonymous]

That guy is obsessed with embossed clothing. At his first town hall he basically introduced himself and then immediately called Heron idiots for not putting our name on previous jackets. That’s been living rent free in his head this whole time.