Thoughts on CV's presentation on March 3?

[anonymous]

https://seekingalpha.com/article/47...t-td-cowen-45th-annual-health-care-conference

especially this part: "We're going to be playing cat and mouse over the next three years with a declining MS franchise and then the new products. So I would say over the next two to three years, if you actually look at the annual results, it's going to be flattish to low growth." -CV

 

[anonymous]

Look folks, we’re talking about Fit for Growth. Perhaps the best, maybe the greatest Fit for Growth you’ve ever seen.

Some people, very smart people, very fit people, they come to me and say, "Sir, the MS franchise is declining, what do we do?” And I tell them, it’s simple—we're just going to play cat and mouse about your employment here for the next 2-3 years.

Now some other people... you know who they are. The weak people, the bad people, very bad people who, frankly, are just eating the dogs...they're eating the cats! And the mice! So disgusting. Why would I listen to them? They're losers. You know, they say, “Declining and flattish are the opposite of growth" Wrong! Fake news. Biased liberal media.

And we're not going to stop our Fit for Growth momentum. We are going to grow so flatly. We are going to win so bigly. And you know what? Our downward dominance is going to be so great, so great. People are gonna get tired of all this winning, they’re gonna say, “Sir, please, we can’t handle all this Fit for Growth!” But we’re gonna keep growing flatly, because we’re strong, we’re smart, and quite frankly, everyone else wishes they had Fit for Growth like we do. Believe me.

 

[anonymous]

Aduhell will save us!

 

[anonymous]

Look folks, we’re talking about Fit for Growth. Perhaps the best, maybe the greatest Fit for Growth you’ve ever seen.

Some people, very smart people, very fit people, they come to me and say, "Sir, the MS franchise is declining, what do we do?” And I tell them, it’s simple—we're just going to play cat and mouse about your employment here for the next 2-3 years.

Now some other people... you know who they are. The weak people, the bad people, very bad people who, frankly, are just eating the dogs...they're eating the cats! And the mice! So disgusting. Why would I listen to them? They're losers. You know, they say, “Declining and flattish are the opposite of growth" Wrong! Fake news. Biased liberal media.

And we're not going to stop our Fit for Growth momentum. We are going to grow so flatly. We are going to win so bigly. And you know what? Our downward dominance is going to be so great, so great. People are gonna get tired of all this winning, they’re gonna say, “Sir, please, we can’t handle all this Fit for Growth!” But we’re gonna keep growing flatly, because we’re strong, we’re smart, and quite frankly, everyone else wishes they had Fit for Growth like we do. Believe me.

Hahahaha! You win the internet. Just made my day! And what about those transgender mice?

 

[anonymous]

Aduhell will save us!

Never. Getting. Approved.