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Late breaking news early Monday morning from Birmingham Alabama states that VAP has been fired. In a daring move to cut 100% of all costs, executives from the now impoverished atherotech diagnostics Lab concluded that VAP was no longer warranting his exorbitant salary and will be replaced by BLP. This morning before opening hours, Vap was seen outside the corporate headquarters wandering aimlessly around in the parking lot carrying his extension cord and holding onto his recently run specimens. "Jim just ran up to me acting all crazy and shit and unplugged me," said VAP. "Things have gotten really out of hand here so I don't mind leaving but, it could've been handled more professionally I think, and I have little centrifuges to feed, WTF!," said VAP, as he caught the morning bus.