Lol. Yeah you can take 8 10-minute smoke breaks throughout the day, sometimes staying out there for 20 minutes at a time but if you are caught playing solitaire on the computer as a little 2-minute break you are OUTTA HERE.
Plus, people are allowed to inhale smoke for those 80 minutes each day but if you are caught huffing toluene you can get fired on the spot. I don't remember if there was a question on the health questionnaire about whether you huffed toluene and how many times per week. Interestingly, that stuff is hard to find, especially the GC grade...that GOOD stuff.
Additionally, "Watch your cholesterol and stay physically active." "Here, have a seat and eat this fried chicken sandwich. Tomorrow, have a seat and eat this meat, cheese, and sour cream burrito. Next day, have a seat and eat this 8 oz. cheeseburger with fries. What to drink? Oh just a coke, large, thank you. See you next week. By the way, we are shutting down the company gym, selling the equipment, and converting the room into (something...not quite sure)."