What to do before layoffs

[Anonymous]

Does anyone have ideas as to how to prepare for the upcoming pink slips?

 

[Anonymous]

Just stay in the position that you've been put in by this fine management, BENT OVER

 

[Anonymous]

Are there going to be layoffs coming up? In which departments?

 

[Anonymous]

It is top secret!!!

 

[Anonymous]

quality
+
speed
=
mistakes not performance

 

[Anonymous]

top secret? yeah right... you are full of you donkey S**T.

 

[Anonymous]

we are going down in a tail spin. major lay off soon.

 

[Anonymous]

PPD is laying off employees, not AAI.

 

[Anonymous]

What to do before layoffs? What layoffs?

Pack you're bags if you are doing your job. And if you are then dont worry.

But lay offs are no concern we are hiring, while poor performs are being removed.

It's what as to be done.

 

[Anonymous]

Correction before the reviewer's get me!

What to do before layoffs? What layoffs?

Pack you're bags if you are "NOT" doing your job. And if you are then dont worry.

But layoffs are no concern we are hiring, while poor performs are being removed.

It's what HAS to be done.

 

[Anonymous]

When the layoffs start I plan to hide in the attic crawl space in expo.....right next to the possums.

 

[Anonymous]

Get the boxes ready!

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, we need boxes to move our stuff into our new lab and go to work on our new 1260's.

 

[Anonymous]

Pack you're bags if you are doing your job...

Pack you are bags?

Grammar, motherfucker, do you know it??

 

[Anonymous]

It is Friday. Who got fired? If the business does not pick up we will all get pink slips.

 

[Anonymous]

I need a pink slip to go with my push up bra. Maybe Pat won't fire me if I show my boobs.

 

[Anonymous]

Pack you are bags?

Grammar, motherfucker, do you know it??

Motherfucker???? Bill is that you?

 

[Anonymous]

Nope.

Mother is only 1/2 of a word.

 

[Anonymous]

inspector

 

[Anonymous]

Hide....layoffs are on the way. The work if drying up and the CEO will cut staff. Better find another job NOW!