I will never forget the Buckwheat caption picture of the one lone African-American consultant being referenced at a meeting . Or after the company doing mandatory harrassment training at a meeting after tons of sexual harassment charges having Gennett come to the podium and say "Hows it hanging" and laughing . Only at Synthes could you get away with this . Hansjorg was banging anything he could get his hands on and he would mandate to DM's who their attractive female consultants were and want them sitting next to him at company dinners. Yes those were the days. Another favorite was Hansjorg mandating that he wouldn't authorized and reimbursement on expenses if it involved a Marriott property. This all came about at a breakfast at Sawgrass a Marriott property. He had asked for a banana to slice up so he could put it on his cereal . Some poor Mexican turned him down and he was pissed . He canceled all upcoming A0 courses for next two years and sent an email to the company that if you were staying at a Marriott you would be doing it on your own dime and if he found out employees were staying there it would be grave consequences. True story. And good ole Stoney in home office having a online relationship with a 15 year old girl and sending pictures with his company computer. The girls mother found some emails and saw that he worked for Synthes as luck would have it she was an OR nurse and knew Synthes. He was fired but that was the sort of creepy shit that went on at Synthes in the 90's. The Sims units that were mandated to consultants as a strategy to load up hospitals with inventory was epic. Or the consultant who was taking inventory and staching it in the ceiling of Central Supply when nobody was around in the middle of the night . A great way to make quota !! The Orlando situation was always hilarious as Gennett and others literally destroyed a consultants life just for fun. Yea those were the good ole days.