What do we sell? Lots. We have an awesome pain drug called Caldolor that is going gangbusters. Ever heard of Ofirmev? Just like that. We also sell this neat acetaminophen overdose drug called Acetadote. Wait, that went generic. Nevermind. We also have Omeclamox-pak, which is an antibiotic and just like all the others in the category, just 15x more expensive. We also sell Kristalose: think Miralax, but waaaaaaay pricier. Don't forget Vaprisol.
Our pipeline is "full" with a phenomenal phase II candidate called Hepatoren. One minor detail is that it has been stuck in the same phase II study since 2012. Don't pay attention to that.
The only real reason why we show up to receive the paycheck is so AJ can keep his "public company CEO" title, we all can take three hour lunches and run the IPO cash down to zero. Nice work if you can get it.