Your guide to leveling


anonymous

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Here's your guide to new Amgen job titles, so you can update your LinkedIn profile in advance.

Admin = Khaleesi
Specialist = Laser printer support
Manager= Sausage maker
Director= Cat herder
SAM/PAL/Field= Master of the universe
VP = #opentowork

Divide your salary by the # of lattes you've ordered in Deerfield to get your new comp.
Good luck!
 



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