Hello Doctor's team member,
This is God. I understand why the physician(s) refuse to speak with me. I brought in some junk food for the office team. I have a lunch scheduled for next week. I represent this overpriced drug (yes, it's otc in europe). You won't have to jump through hoops to get it prescribed because we have a pharmacy that commits fraud to get the prior authorizations for you. Or, you can jump through all of the hoops if you wish. Cheap tears are easily accessible for patients, but we need this drug to do well to keep this dump company afloat and make the executives look good. Yes, fraud paulson is a board member. I am sorry your home lost so much value. You pay a crazy amount in rent now? Well, things probably won't look up. Can I count on you to prescribe this junk? No?! Well, I'll bring in more junk food and a lunch next week regardless.