Daddy is a detail man

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anonymous said:
Rep in the wind


Goodbye Mr. rep
Though I barely knew you at all
You had brought the best bagels and cream cheese
They sent you from training out in the field
And they told you things to say to our docs
They set you on the routing
And they made you wear your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a rep in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the cows set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just an MA
Your company laid you off long before
Your bagels were delivered again
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Excellent! Old Reg would be proud! For better cadence though, the line should read, “Like a drug rep in the wind.“ Overall, it was friggin’ hilarious. What’s no so funny is how many (drug reps) are going to lose their (admittedly silly) jobs, and not be able to ever recover financially.
 




anonymous said:
TOO FUNNY!!! I left Pharma when signatures started. Left 1989, Can't wait to hear the Boomer Remover feedback

A dynamic rep is in the building
It makes me proud
I apologize
I did not realize that I was being so loud
Yes, I see that you have a full lobby
But surely you have time to see my DM and me
I'm told that I bring value
To all offices and staff
I was not joking
Why did you laugh
I have samples and chocolate
Now don't make such a stink
What do you mean give you a minute
Oh, you're trying to think
But I bring lunches, coffee, and snacks
And ask about your day
Wait, I'm no different than hundreds of other reps
Oh
Ok

Can I see your lunch calendar
I don't want to disappoint my DM[/QUOTE
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Cruel office cow


Hot waiting room seat
And the office cows are steaming
I sit around
Trying to smile but
The cows are so heavy and dry
Strange voices are saying
(What did they say?)
Things I can't understand
It's too close for comfort
These cows have got
Right out of hand
It's a cruel, (cruel), cruel office cow
(Leaving me) leaving me here in the waiting room
It's a cruel, (it's a cruel), cruel office cow
Now im gone
 


anonymous said:
Cruel office cow


Hot waiting room seat
And the office cows are steaming
I sit around
Trying to smile but
The cows are so heavy and dry
Strange voices are saying
(What did they say?)
Things I can't understand
It's too close for comfort
These cows have got
Right out of hand
It's a cruel, (cruel), cruel office cow
(Leaving me) leaving me here in the waiting room
It's a cruel, (it's a cruel), cruel office cow
Now im gone
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not funny.
find another website.
 


no office cow, no cry


No, office cow, no cry;
No, office, no cry;
No, office cow, no cry;
No, office cow, no cry.
'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when I used to sit
In the doctors waiting room in Trenton,
Observing the hungry staff and...
Mingle with the patients we meet
Good staff they have, oh, good staff they lost
Along the way, yeah!
In this large territory you can't forget the office cow
So hurry and get your sig, they would say

No, office cow, no cry;
No, office, no cry;
No, office cow, no cry;
No, office cow, no cry
 


anonymous said:
no office cow, no cry


No, office cow, no cry;
No, office, no cry;
No, office cow, no cry;
No, office cow, no cry.
'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when I used to sit
In the doctors waiting room in Trenton,
Observing the hungry staff and...
Mingle with the patients we meet
Good staff they have, oh, good staff they lost
Along the way, yeah!
In this large territory you can't forget the office cow
So hurry and get your sig, they would say

No, office cow, no cry;
No, office, no cry;
No, office cow, no cry;
No, office cow, no cry
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Nice! A bit of da' Reggae Music Mon! Red Stripe!
 


anonymous said:
Cruel office cow


Hot waiting room seat
And the office cows are steaming
I sit around
Trying to smile but
The cows are so heavy and dry
Strange voices are saying
(What did they say?)
Things I can't understand
It's too close for comfort
These cows have got
Right out of hand
It's a cruel, (cruel), cruel office cow
(Leaving me) leaving me here in the waiting room
It's a cruel, (it's a cruel), cruel office cow
Now im gone
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I just realized this is cruel summer. Brilliant!
 




anonymous said:
this is absolutely hilarious...how did a once very respected job become fodder for such (well deserved) ridicule? Greed and incompetence mostly I would venture to say...
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Correct, this once "respected" profession by health care providers was filled by science educated PROFESSIONALS, hired by PROFESSIONALS, but now DISrespected by HCP's because UNprofessional managers began hiring UNprofessionals like jocks,rentacar salespeople, cheerleaders, insurance/computer salespeople, etc, etc who didn't know a viricide from vinegar, all because mgt only wanted SALES and no questioning of marketing lies and propaganda. Fact!
 


The Detail Man


It's nine o'clock on a Monday
The office cows shuffle in
My manager is sitting next to me
Checking the weekly numbers again
He says, "Son, can you go through a role play
I'd like to see how it goes
I want to see if it’s as complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Bring us some food, you're the detail man
Bring us some food today
Well, we're all in the mood for a donut
And you've got us feelin' hungry again
Now Sarah at the front desk is a friend of mine
She gets me back to see the doctor for free
But there's someplace that she’d rather be
She says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from her face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da du
 


anonymous said:
The Detail Man


It's nine o'clock on a Monday
The office cows shuffle in
My manager is sitting next to me
Checking the weekly numbers again
He says, "Son, can you go through a role play
I'd like to see how it goes
I want to see if it’s as complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Bring us some food, you're the detail man
Bring us some food today
Well, we're all in the mood for a donut
And you've got us feelin' hungry again
Now Sarah at the front desk is a friend of mine
She gets me back to see the doctor for free
But there's someplace that she’d rather be
She says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from her face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da du
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too good!! Billy Joel would be proud...
 









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