Allow me to decipher the previous poster's blather:
Originally Posted by Anonymous
Listen DUI kid,
DON'T go into this Marketing Job, ok?
That will get them! I'll call this a MARKETING job. No one likes MARKETING jobs do they?
And if I can keep people out of this industry, maybe I'll increase my change of being rehired.
Hey, loser, it is a marketing job. Didn't you get the memo. BTW, I have a job, and never sweat when I lose one, because I am rich bitch, a fact.
It is not a sales job.
As I said one sentence ago, "Marketing Job". Weren't you paying attention?
I've read the "not a sales job" here before and it seems to get attention. I really don't understand the argument, but I'll throw it in at athe start.
Never was a sales job, and never will be, primarily because of the regulations involved. Your argument is stupid, if it can even be considered an argument.
You are bettor off just doint what motivates you, becauset this job will suck the life out of you because of the following:
I made a huge mistake getting into pharma and I feel like a total failure! I always thought it would be easy and big bucks for doing nothing. God AM I A FAILURE! And I want YOU to fail like me.
Someone with a house paid off, money in the bank, and good health, and a good family is not a failure. What is your idea of success. I am simply encouraging the OP to make better decisions with their career than PhAmaA r***** sales.
a. the people in this industry are fakes, and not very smart, so you will not learn anything about anything from them, other than how to be a faker. Nevermind the thousands of brilliant scientists, the life-saving/enhancing drugs, the reps who live very comfortable lives, the best benefits in most any industry...on and on and on.. I am a failure. I cheated on almost every test during training, I make up calls because I don't know how to sell, I lie to my boss about success stories, I just grap quick signatures from doctors because I don't know how to talk with them, and on and on and on...
If you dont' think the people in this industry are fake, then you really have your head up your butt.
b. the love to downsize every 3 years it seems
I've never held a job with a company for longer than 3 years
Great employees get let go all the time, where have you been. Again, you lose credit with your nonsense here.
c. there are better jobs out there that will value true sales people.
He, he..the "true sales people" again. Will someone help me out and point out some true sales jobs? I'm running out of places to send my resume!
The job market is the worst in about 20 years, again you are clueless about the real world.
d. other industries will laugh you off, if you try to get jobs there.
I've literally been laughed out of interviews with several pharma and non-pharma companies! I can't believe what a failure I am. Why don't these managers believe my bullshit success stories or like my fake brag book that I put together? I've read about how to handle these stupid managers right here on CP, why do I suck so bad?
Again, you just make no sense here. You write like a foolish teenager or an upper management drunk.
And although it really doesn't matter how much you know or how talented you actually are in life (its mostly about the network), you still don't want to be in pharma UNLESS you are a psycho type.
My mommie always told me how smart and funny I was and she was never wrong! So what if I don't have and friends in my or any other companies! I got through high school and college without many friends. Mommie always said I don't need friends, just her. I am normal, everyone else is a psycho in this World.
STFU. Don't mention parents or other family stuff. Stick with the topic, loser.
My recommendation is to go to high growth areas, companies like google. These are tough jobs to get, but that is where you want to be.
I really don't know what "high growth areas" means but I read it somewhere. Let's see...I use google a lot! I'll throw out Google! They are so big I bet they have an office in every country and state.
Google and Apple are high growth. You are clueless because you have had your head up the pharma bandwagon. Pharma, like auto and banking in NOT high growth. STFU, and stick with what you know, which you is not much.
You do not want to be in pharma, ever.
So run away! It's mine, ALL MINE!
Wish someone told me that, because now I am looking at option B, and I am putting that option into place.
I've already gone through plans b,c,d,e,f and g. Can someone help me out with some advice?
Not sure why I wasted my time with this, but you probably are terrible in bed.
