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I interviewed for a position in Waltham for 5461. Is it for sure not happening? They promised it was going to be a blockbuster drug. I am really pretty and have an amazing personality and believe I would be a true asset to the company. I am going to call the HR person next week to find out what is happening with my job offer. Bye everyone! See you soon! ❤️
 

I interviewed for a position in Waltham for 5461. Is it for sure not happening? They promised it was going to be a blockbuster drug. I am really pretty and have an amazing personality and believe I would be a true asset to the company. I am going to call the HR person next week to find out what is happening with my job offer. Bye everyone! See you soon! ❤️
Offers going out on Tuesday! Good luck
 
I interviewed for a position in Waltham for 5461. Is it for sure not happening? They promised it was going to be a blockbuster drug. I am really pretty and have an amazing personality and believe I would be a true asset to the company. I am going to call the HR person next week to find out what is happening with my job offer. Bye everyone! See you soon! ❤️

Yes an offer coming for a model job... a foot model for Payless shoes. Good luck
 
Hey guys, it’s me again. I waited until Tuesday last week like you said and still no offer letter or call back. I really want to sell 5461 and turn help turn this company around. Like I said, I am really pretty, I have long straight hair, I do yoga five days a week and I dress to impress. Why wouldn’t you hire me? Love you all. ❤️❤️❤️
 
Hey guys, it’s me again. I waited until Tuesday last week like you said and still no offer letter or call back. I really want to sell 5461 and turn help turn this company around. Like I said, I am really pretty, I have long straight hair, I do yoga five days a week and I dress to impress. Why wouldn’t you hire me? Love you all. ❤️❤️❤️
Another attempt and another big fail
 
ALKS filed a petition yet again with FDA that 5461 works and patients are waiting - asked FDA to reconsider its mistake in evaluating 5461 efficacy and approve it as soon as possible along with 3831 - both have ALKS secret sauce with MOA needed. LOL
 
Have no fear we have a robust pipeline. Just look at all the products we are coming out with. I'll list them for all you pathetic losers and Alkermes haters.

ALKS3832 - Asprin and Samidorphan; think they are going to call it "Asimda"
ALKS3833 - table salt and Samidorphan; calling that one "doesnothingaphan"
ALKS3834 - jello and Samidorphan; no name yet - maybe they can have an internal naming contest for it?
ALKS3835 - dog crap and Samidorphan; naming this on "basically every product ALKS has put forward since Vivitrol"
ALKS3831 = Olanzapine and Samidorphan; this one is being named "launch flopizole"

So next time you haters start hating, make sure you have all the facts!
 
I interviewed a couple years back for 5461 and was told I'd be moving on to panel interviews. Should i be worried that they still haven't let me know when the panel interview will be?
 
Have no fear we have a robust pipeline. Just look at all the products we are coming out with. I'll list them for all you pathetic losers and Alkermes haters.

ALKS3832 - Asprin and Samidorphan; think they are going to call it "Asimda"
ALKS3833 - table salt and Samidorphan; calling that one "doesnothingaphan"
ALKS3834 - jello and Samidorphan; no name yet - maybe they can have an internal naming contest for it?
ALKS3835 - dog crap and Samidorphan; naming this on "basically every product ALKS has put forward since Vivitrol"
ALKS3831 = Olanzapine and Samidorphan; this one is being named "launch flopizole"

So next time you haters start hating, make sure you have all the facts!
Poor thing spent all that time trying to be funny and failed miserably. Do better
 


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