Ladies - Perineum Licking

Discussion in 'Cafepharma Playground' started by Wonka, Sep 10, 2007 at 11:09 PM.

  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Amen
     

  2. libluvsbukkake

    libluvsbukkake Well-Known Member

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    Vag, I had an incredible session of Perineum licking today. It gets fucking better every time. Getting it in return isn't too bad either.
     
  3. Anonymous

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    What you and Vag do together should not be repeated on this site.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Considering that yours and your lovers are riddled with warts thats just disgusting!
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Over 50,000 views! Views is where's it's at people. Never forget that.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    LOL, Vag is a fag!
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    He has warts? Well, that should come as no surprise considering the hookers he uses.
     
  8. Anonymous

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    I actually have jock itch. A tinea infection on my perineal area. Who wants a lick? Just think of it as Perineum Marsala!
     
  9. Anonymous

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    I just spit out my beer.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why does he always bump that stupid thread up every few days?
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Come on people. Perineum marsala? Thats gold. I'm giving you people gold here.
     
  12. Anonymous

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    It's his greatest personal accomplishment. I've heard that he actually has a copy of it in his brag book.
     
  13. Anonymous

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    Your name should be "wanker" as you are evidently an immature slimeball moron!!!
     
  14. Anonymous

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    Log in Vag
     
  15. Fucktard

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    Would've been funnier if you had refernced a cheese instead of a wine.
     
  16. Anonymous

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    Best thread ever!
     
  17. Anonymous

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    Take a guess
     
  18. Wonka

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    I'd be more scared of getting warts from a girl I meet at church than a hooker. Hookers very safe these days. STD's pretty much bullshit anyway unless you live in a Blue State or Africa.
     
  19. Anonymous

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    WRONG!
    Top ten states for STDs. Rates >300 per 10,000

    Texas
    California
    Louisiana
    Alabama
    Mississippi
    Georgia
    South Carolina
    Colorado
    New Mexico
    Michigan

    http://www.cdc.gov/std/stats01/Chlamydia/sld004.htm

    And besides Aids the US has the highest STD rate in the world. When will we learn that the south is last in everything?
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Another thousand views in 3 days. Go Wonka Go!