Malfunctioning digestive system

Discussion in 'Merck IT' started by anonymous, Aug 18, 2017 at 4:38 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Merck IT is like a malfunctioning digestive system, churning churning and endlessly churning only to generate lots of shit and fart; nothing of value

    No wonder it stinks
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Do you mean that Merck IT is back up and running?!?!
    Or, if it's like a digestive system, is it more like the appendix, which just sits there and doesn't do anything, but when it goes bad, it takes down the whole system???
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Let me guess. You work in Sales and are mad at IT because we made you pay for a replacement laptop when you dropped it in the bath while watching porn.
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Merck IT is more akin to a syphilitic wiener. Everyone can see there's a problem but nobody wants to touch it.