I can see DD as he was typing this one out....
Realizing he got fired on a Thursday for his poor choices, lack of situational awareness and accountability, as he plays This Mortal Coil’s It’ll End in Tears album while tossing back his 5th Scotch at 2:00 in the morning in his darkened living room, just kind of staring into the middle distance. "I was king of that company... I took that company from $100k a year to $100 million!!"
He begins to scroll through Cafe Pharma for answers...
"I don't understand how this happened... I had all of my chess pieces perfectly in place. I had TB in the midwest, I had DD in the Southeast, I had everyone else in perfect formation... I had Compliance and HR in my back pocket for crying out loud!"
Continues scrolling Cafe Pharma....
Reads: Do you think TB was shocked when he wasn’t named in charge of the East ? Def drives him nuts he wasn’t in line like he thought he was. I know he’s mad about TS out west too bc he told me he multiple times what a clown he is. Well who is more nervous about their security blanket being gone ? TB or JK ?
"Mihalic... I knew it!! It had to be him!!! I tried stripping everything from him, I set him up for failure and even handed JS top Area Manager that he never deserved. I knew he was going to be the one to take me down, there is no other explanation!! Somehow he must have flown down to the strip club that night, taken those pics, flew back and then reported me... It's the only logical explanation. I'm gonna call him out right now!"
DD feverishly typing away...
"Their's Mih.... no that doesn't look right. They're's Mihal... Nah that's not it either... There is Mihali... Nah that doesn't flow well."
Goes to Grammarly quickly... gets immediately saved from public humiliation once again!
Goes back to the forum and types "There's Mihalic!"
Hits Reply to Thread ---> Error!
"What's the problem now?! Mihalic must have hacked into my phone again. Ah my bad, the cat is sitting on a pink pillow, I hate these Captcha tests... I hate all tests really"