Your a dude? Lol Sure you are Nancy
First, my wife is 121 lbs ( and what do you have against the thick girls shallow Half? )
Second, I don't need a career since my wife and I are both retired military and this job is money for more toys ( guns, boats, another Harley, etc.. ) and to keep me from sitting around getting fat and annoying her. I like the job because it's easy, I get to meet people and I dont have to deal with a candy ass like you who has an alligator mouth and a hummingbird ass.
Third, my 4 bedroom 2 1/2 bath on 5 acres is not the Taj Mahal but it's no trailer.. and its paid for. But you keep making assumptions.
The irony about this.. you and I both could be full of shit so this whole conversation is moot.