DUI last night in Milwaukee

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I just got released from the pokey and Waukesha. I made bail $500. Do you know if I have to report this to the company? I decided not.

The company shill sales chariot meals on wheels chuckwagon is impounded and I can’t get it out till Monday evening, but my manager is working with me Monday Morning. I think I’ll call in sick and say I have Covid that usually works..

my old manager up here used to smell like alcohol when I drive with them in the company sells chariot, meals, and wheels. Super deluxe sales shell mobile..
 


Nope, you don’t have to report. However when wheels gets the DUI report from the Wisconsin division of motor vehicles and they will you will be terminated. And the fact that your manager reeks with alcohol is irrelevant. I would be dusting off my resume while you’re recovering from COVID…sorry to have to break the news to you ….
 


Where you on sales duty when pulled over by the po po? If yes, you must report and beg for another chance. If you were on personal time, you do not need to report the ticket.
 


anonymous said:
Nope, you don’t have to report. However when wheels gets the DUI report from the Wisconsin division of motor vehicles and they will you will be terminated. And the fact that your manager reeks with alcohol is irrelevant. I would be dusting off my resume while you’re recovering from COVID…sorry to have to break the news to you ….
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Thanks for the stupid message however, I filed for for disability where as the American Disabilities Act protects me as well as HIPAA allows for my privacy on this deliberating disease, alcoholism

I will never be fired and I don’t have to report as I am in a protected class

Cheers!

Johnny Walker
 


anonymous said:
Thanks for the stupid message however, I filed for for disability where as the American Disabilities Act protects me as well as HIPAA allows for my privacy on this deliberating disease, alcoholism

I will never be fired and I don’t have to report as I am in a protected class

Cheers!

Johnny Walker
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Hey Johnny is correct:

“employers cannot fire or take other negative employment actions against an employee because of their status as an alcoholic federal laws ...”

Taking job security to the next level,

CHEERS
 


anonymous said:
Hey Johnny is correct:

“employers cannot fire or take other negative employment actions against an employee because of their status as an alcoholic federal laws ...”

Taking job security to the next level,

CHEERS
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Hey Bud, thanks for the tip see ya at Elsa’s this afternoon around 3. Cheers, Johnny Walker
 


anonymous said:
Hey Bud, thanks for the tip see ya at Elsa’s this afternoon around 3. Cheers, Johnny Walker
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Got pulled over again last night from my Elsa’s Happy Hour with Johnny Walker, love those Long Island Ice Teas! Anyway my Mananager Jeff thought me this Placing a copper penny under your tongue does affect breathalyzer results in my favor. The Milwaukee cop said your under and sent me on the way.
 




anonymous said:
Thanks for the stupid message however, I filed for for disability where as the American Disabilities Act protects me as well as HIPAA allows for my privacy on this deliberating disease, alcoholism

I will never be fired and I don’t have to report as I am in a protected class

Cheers!

Johnny Walker
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Not true Johnny. But the bottle down and get your shit together. You can be fired.
 


anonymous said:
Got pulled over again last night from my Elsa’s Happy Hour with Johnny Walker, love those Long Island Ice Teas! Anyway my Mananager Jeff thought me this Placing a copper penny under your tongue does affect breathalyzer results in my favor. The Milwaukee cop said your under and sent me on the way.
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Myth and true bullshit. You would be better off sticking that penny up your ass.
 




anonymous said:
Chicago Bears gonna move out to Arlington or continue to play downtown at soldier Field?
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I have seasons ticks to a famous NFL team. I’m looking for a young companion I can groom and mentor and share special moments on and off the gridiron.

I also do a mediocre Vince Lombardi impersonation on demand.
 












anonymous said:
I have seasons ticks to a famous NFL team. I’m looking for a young companion I can groom and mentor and share special moments on and off the gridiron.

I also do a mediocre Vince Lombardi impersonation on demand.
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I've heard some good ones during my time hear in pharma sales...latest one was at my old company the former (short lived) Madison manager stayed at a fancy Airbnb in Door County Sister Bay for A MONTH to do "prospecting and cultivation of potential new hire reps"...a quick google would have noted there was MAYBE 2 solid new hires on upper Wisconsin . Add flights, food, entertainment, misc... their month was quickly a $15k report where our typical manager expenses were between $2-4k. And, they earned no new business from these prospects.



They sort of ruined the whole "don't be a dick" unspoken rules of expenses we had and then we had to implement budgets, trainings, and everything was examined with a fine tooth comb afterwards. Goddamnit.
 







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