I don't know why superdave is so hated by all of you "un intelligent" mouth breathers. You all should be lifting him up by his micro phallus, and praising him for his Harvard "certifications."
I can't believe Misty broke his heart like that, either. She used him for awesome kiss concert tickets, a kiss t-shirt that she modeled around the shop for him, and hell- he even ran the laser for her so she could just sit there in awe of his super-ness. That little oily, fetal alcohol syndrome looking hoe should be grateful such a fine specimen of a man even gave her the time of day.
Now Carmen is back to thinking she knows what the fuck she's doing, and has lil Dave all wrapped around her tatted, sausage-looking finger. God, I feel sorry for the guys in the shop if Carmen cons David into hiring her dopesick, mooching ass baby Daddy after he finishes the machining program. Jerry Springer isn't going to have shit on 2nd shift at the WoC.
Sincerely,
Scott Smalley