Mark Uram
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He is currently living on Milwaukee Ave. in Chicago and was last seen downing a Schlitz and a polish sausage with fred leya and PG at a Polish club.
This just in, Uram was seen on the moon-he is breaking down statistics and quantum physics with Neal Armstrong and his good friend Buzz!
Houston, we do not have a problem! Not only is his breaking down P values on the moon but he has also found a new form of life and he has just negotiated a deal to make Aggrastat the main 2b3a on the moon. What's next for the "most interesting man alive?"
Heard Uram was in the EU helping negotiate the merger for MRK & SGP!
Milwaukee Wisconsin is a great place to live. Cheese curds and PBR's.
Mark was just spotted in Cincy and he plans to take a break from P values, polish sausage, milwaukee ave, and the taming of stones to strap it on for the beloved Bears. Who, by the way, are currently getting their asses kicked by the bengals. Mark, we only need you to score 28 points in the 2nd half. Easy stuff for the Aggrastat guru!
What is the Most Interesting Guy in the World doing for Halloween?
He is on his way down under to meet with Harvey W to compare xerox copies of P values.
Mark is now in Pa telling the Merck jerks how they wrecked Aggrastat in the US...stay tuned
Do you think Merck will keep any of the integrilin brand team? Or let it die on the vine like they did with aggrastat after TARGET failed? EARLYACS puts us in the same situation as aggrastat was in after TARGET.
Probably not. Data is too dirty for Merck to deal with. Too much bleeding due to dosing errors. Effective drug if dosed correctly in the right patients. Interesting that Uram went over to help Merck transition AGGRASTAT. Wonder if he knew the merger plans for SP & Merck before we did. Wonder if the plan is to bring him back when AGGRASTAT is fully divested by Merck to help with the INTEGRILIN divestiture?
Uh, don't know what drink you've been into but MU went to a company called Iroko which has nothing to do with the transition of any products between SGP & MRK. If you are going to make up stuff, do try to make believable. I prefer to imagine Mark in Orlando talking with all our formerly friendly KOLs about what he is up to now.
Breaking news! Mark just arrived in SF and has decided to give P values a break, and the xeroxing of studies with the "man from down under" to strap on a football uniform for the beloved Chicago Bears tonight. What position can the "most interesting man alive" not play? Hell, I bet at the half he even breaks down a few new clinical studies while he figures out where he plans to eat after the game. Vaya con dios!
I heard he was there to kidnap Mike Singletary and bring him back to chi-town so the Bears could have a real coach! Hey Lovey, I heard some village is missing their idiot!
Word on the street is that Mark will be the next offensive coach to run the Bears offense. The most interesting man alive should be able to do this in his sleep, and as well as he breaks down P vaules and devises novel clinical studies. Look out GB!!! Live well my friend! The statistical chance of him turning around the Bears is greater than 0.00000000001.
Uh, for the MDCO reps peeking in, could you explain how all this statistical info shows the Chicago Bears are currently non-inferior and that proves they will qualify them for the Super Bowl?
That is funny!!!
Any sightings of "The Most Interesting Man in the World"?